How to attract older women?

[mr google]

Woo her with tales of rationing, powdered egg & how, for a quick shag, you can get her Douglas Bader's autograph? :dunno:

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Win the lottery.

Or if you can't do that (you failure!) take a walk down to your local bar, have a couple drinks of your favourite tipple and as you're well into your third or fourth drink slowly begin to scan your surroundings, take in the general ambiance of the bar and enjoy it whilst you’re there not doing anything of significance. You’re not looking for anything in particular at the moment but be ready you'll know why you’re there once you see her, but for the moment just look. Look for that older woman, the one who is dressed like the all the other girls at the bar all of whom are about a decade or two her junior. Once you’ve picked her out – and there’s always one – make your move, buy her a drink. Of course she'll accept why wouldn’t she? And you sir are now "in" as we like to say.

Bish-bash-bosh. Don't fuck it up.

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Thanks again. :wave2:

 

[gotham123]

peppermint candies, it's like catnip for old people

 

[FlyingWallaby]

peppermint candies, it's like catnip for old people

do they roll around on the floor and all? :rofl:

 

[HELLRAISER]

It seems that older women, single moms, and unhappily married wives are much more easier and eager to hook up with than younger chics

 

[sporty_carr]

Tell her you're having a Murder She Wrote marathon at your place....it always works!

 

[Cpt.Obvious]

we are discussing my situation here son, so older is 30-40.

45 - 60

 

[prof_porn]

It's all in context.