How the US Should Be According to Me

I have 2 hours in the car to kill so I thought I'd clear up a few things about how I think the US would be much better. First of all, I will piss off both sides left and right. Secondly I will piss off a few on the right more than the rest because they are as hard-headed as it gets and refuse to consider any other way of thought, even though their way is failing and dying daily.

So let's start with welfare. Too many Americans are on welfare. 90 million americans pay taxes and that means every 7 tax payers support a person on welfare/assistance. A big part of that is the fact that wages are low and many people working full-time still qualify for assistance. One way to fix a big part of this is in my next section. Welfare doesn't provide enough to live on for a month so that old myth that everyone is just living off of the tax payer tit is bullshit. Its also bullshit that there is no incentive to get a job when you get welfare. That's because its not nearly enough to survive on. So my answer is that everyone who is physically capable has to do community service to get their welfare and for that they get minimum wage which will be in the next section also. So you'll man a toll booth or work at a government day care or a school or at an amtrak station, the parks service or load post office trucks, whatever. But to get your welfare/assistance you have to be doing community service.

I would make it a law that the minimum wage has to increase with inflation. If that were a law now minimum wage would be $22 hour. If we had a wage that matched the increase in the cost of living we would cut more than 72% of the people getting welfare today. The working poor are the biggest part of the US today. They don't have money to put back into the economy and they are a paycheck away from bankruptcy which is no good for anyone. People say that it would make everything cost too much but again, if it was raised along with increasing in living costs it would not affect businesses.

The defense budget should never exceed domestic spending should be made into a law.

Companies that outsource should be penalized not rewarded with tax breaks.

All companies should pay taxes. Companies like Verizon that make $400 million in profit but don't pay any taxes is bullshit. GE got money back. Fuck that.

Power companies should not be privatized and for-profit.

Same goes for the prison system.

Driver's license for anyone under 18 should depend on your grades. If you aren't passing you can't drive.

Anyone making more than $500k a year should pay 55% of their income in federal taxes. No loop holes or deductions or write offs. If you make more than $10 millon a year its goes to 60%. If you make less than household $75k you pay no taxes.

Anyone working over 40 hours must be paid hourly wages no matter if they are a salary employee. That includes working at home. Only if they make more than $150k a year does it not apply.

Felons who are not on parole or in prison can vote.

Churches pay taxes on real estate.

if churches contribute to politicians or political agendas in ANY way they pay taxes on every penny.

Health care should be cost-free to all americans. if you have money and want private health care, you're welcome to pay for it.

college education at any state school should be free like it was in California until Reagan nixed it.

banks should be regulated for interest rates on credit card interest rates with a cap.

torture should be legal in any situation where there is a reasonable belief that information can be obtained.

the death penalty should be brutal and immediate in any situation where there is a confession and unanimous guilty vote. nothing humane.

any crime against a child should be punishable by death.

any crime against an animal should be the same as a crime against a person.

there should be a DOJ that has as much funding as any other brand of government and the prosecution of corporate crime should be a priority.

hiring illegal immigrants should be punished with public shaming as well as enormous fines.

all illegals should be given the path to citizenship with now, but any further will require application like every other country.

all illegals must learn english to become a citizen.


I have more but that's enough for now. Please add your ideas.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Wow. There's actually one or a few things I kind of agree with but it is too Draconian for American sensibilities. Saying that shit out loud will send thousands of millennials scurrying for a safe place.
 
Here's your perfect USA

no taxes for the wealthy.

no minimum wage.

the Koch brothers share the presidency.

oil companies write environmental laws.

its against the law to refer to lawyers as Shyster (Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing. Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.)

The 10 commandments are added to the constitution and all americans must register with a local church within 30 days or be deported to somewhere to be determined.

gays must register as sex offenders and cannot live within a mile of a school or playground and are banned from public displays of affection of any type.

oil drilling is permitted anywhere including national parks, nature preserves and the everglades.

no limits on fishing and there is a season for catching bottle nose dolphin.

only those making more than $200k a year are permitted to vote and are actual american citizens.

all blacks must have a white sponsor or they are deported to africa.

the south is permitted to have slavery again
 
Here's your perfect USA

no taxes for the wealthy.

no minimum wage.

the Koch brothers share the presidency.

oil companies write environmental laws.

its against the law to refer to lawyers as Shyster (Shyster is derived from the German term scheisser, meaning literally “one who defecates,” from the verb scheissen, “to defecate,” with the English suffix -ster, “one who does,” substituted for the German suffix -er, meaning the same thing. Generally used to describe someone who is untrustworthy, money grabbing and full of crap, particularly in the field of legal work for some reason.)

The 10 commandments are added to the constitution and all americans must register with a local church within 30 days or be deported to somewhere to be determined.

gays must register as sex offenders and cannot live within a mile of a school or playground and are banned from public displays of affection of any type.

oil drilling is permitted anywhere including national parks, nature preserves and the everglades.

no limits on fishing and there is a season for catching bottle nose dolphin.

only those making more than $200k a year are permitted to vote and are actual american citizens.

all blacks must have a white sponsor or they are deported to africa.

the south is permitted to have slavery again

Yep, that's it.

And I rather enjoy working for the firm of Dewey, Cheetham and Howe.

Keep posting, I am enjoying the fuck out of your insight. lol
 
Well you do see all kinds of things on L.A. freeways.

You'll probably need a good cigar by the time you get to your mom's.
 
This thread title is even better than your Thinking of meing more republican" thread from a couple of years ago.
 
You are taunting me? No shit. You don't need wine to do that.

You should be in the NBA. You talk more trash than Dikembe Mutumbo
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Keep dreaming, many things you want are against the Constitution.

All illegals should be deported.

Churches can't be taxed.

Driving should be moved to eighteen.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
How the US Should Be According to Me

I agree with most of your ideas, one that I would expand on is voting rights to include those in prison, there's no reason that people in prison shouldn't have a voice, and immediate reinstatement of 2nd Amendment rights, ability to run for office, and any other liberties that have been taken away upon release from custody. If the state deems you fit to rejoin society there should be no restrictions.

I would be interested to hear more of your platform.
 
People in prison should not be able to vote while still in the process of paying their debt to society. If you are incarcerated then you couldn't follow the law and shouldn't have the ability to put people in office that make laws.

Once you are released and paid your debt your privilege should be reinstated however.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
torture should be legal in any situation where there is a reasonable belief that information can be obtained.

the death penalty should be brutal and immediate in any situation where there is a confession and unanimous guilty vote. nothing humane.

any crime against a child should be punishable by death.

I share the most of your ideas, but these I don't.

- Torture just does not work and once you allow it under 1 single option, there will be a thousand police officers who bend the situation so they can torture.

Death sentence is wrong for several reasons. You want to kill somebody for him having taken the liberty do decide he could kill someone else, for any given reason. If you take the liberty to kill soeone for any given reason, you did wrong. You are in the same group as he is.

And, he might say a thousand times he did it, the evidence might look 100% convincing - there is always room for mistakes. He might be mental, he might be so stupid he does not understand, the evidence might be manipulated, or later proven wrong - a dead man can not be pardoned.

Otherwise, you probably won't be president or in the government any time soon, but I hope the rest goes through.

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WTF do you mean "churches can't pay taxes?" They sure as fuck CAN! They can contribute to political candidates and they can put their money into defeating legislation as they have done to fight gay marriage so if they can do that then they have zero right to tax exemption. If they hold real estate that is an asset and gains value, they should surely be paying fucking taxes. So that "Can't pay taxes" is monkey shit.

And your side is the reason the illegals are here. They bitch and moan but have you ever seen them do shit about it????? NOPE! Because big business hires them for slave labor wages. Meat processing plants hire them before they even get to the US. As do all the agricultural corporations. And by the way, your ancestors were illegals once upon a time.

xfire when you are in prison and on parole/probation you do not have civil liberties therefore you have ZERO right to vote. I also don't think people in jail should have TV or internet. They should fucking have as little as possible.

And torture does work. Every hear the term "Everybody breaks" it shoudln't be legal for police unless someone's life is at stake as in someone has been kidnapped and is in imminent danger.

The death penalty isn't perfect but do you think Jeffery Dahmer deserved to have meals and a place to sleep and clean clothes to wear? Fuck no. he was a fucking monster and he got his justice. But too many "high profile" inmates are protected from general population. That's bullshit. Throw them all in a fucking cage and make it a reality show like the old days with the gladiators. Fuck them. if you murder someone, you get murdered as punishment by ways 100 times worse than the way you committed your murder.
 
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