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Facetious

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Winter Solstice / Holiday / Kwanzaa / Unitarian / Christmas Tree ?


4, 5, 6' or taller ?

What do you decorate your tree with ?
 
My Christmas tree is so pathetic it is jealous of my dick.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I have a tiny little Christmas tree. It's...eh, 2 feet tall? Yeah, that seems about right.
 
3', plastic and very pretty and it cost me $27 at Walmart in December '06.


EDIT: We're talking about our penis' right?
 
I'm proud to say I don't put up a Christmas tree. Back when my family did it was as an artificial tree about 35cm tall that already had all the decorations on it and was just keep in a box all year long. It took a whole 20 seconds to take down and was even quicker putting it up. It was also the only Christmas decoration we did.
 
Depends on the time of the day...in the morning my tree is much longer.:D
 

RealMenSwallow

Closed Account
I don't have a tree, or do the whole tree thing. I'm anti tree. I'm the type of person, that doesn't mind all the free gifts, and people praising my total awesomeness, but I just don't really give a shit about the holiday tradition. :D
 
an aluminum pole for Festivus.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
We have one of those miniature fake trees with little hassle. We decorate it with as little as possible. Decorating sucks.
 
I have a "portable" 1 foot artificial Christmas tree.
When called away for work I can put it in the suitcase, take it out
where I crash and plug it in. The small LED lights shimmer happily and
the balls in the branches are all plastic, small and permanently fixed.

Easy-peasy!
 
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