How Old Is Your Computer?

[BlueBalls]

i do. and the midget porn. it is a big hit with the little folks.

Is it midget on midget!?! :nanner:

If so send it over. Man I would love to see midget on midget sex. It's just something you never really see in the world of porn. We have 'normal' guy/girl on midget. But never midget on midget fucking. Why is that? It's a fucking abomination! You know me I'm all for inter-size relations, even inter-species relations if it really needs to be done. But dammit, I want to see some midget sex and I want it now!

additionally, i leave all my banking information on there. i figure it is good to give the little bastards a chance to grow into full-grown felons.

You strange, disgusting human being! You sir make me sick! How dare you, I mean HOW DARE YOU warp such young minds with such utter nonsense and filth. You should be locked up with the peaderass's and shanked in the showers.

Urgh! :throwup:

oh, and blue, could you email me that picture involving you, three feet of garden hose, a can of pam, two cucumbers, a piece of very ripe stilton, and hillhopper, please? i left it on the other computer.

(hope you weren't hoping to run for office...)

Well I was planning on running for office once. But I decided against it due to the unpleasantness that occured a few years back when I thought giant lizards had taken over my body and replaced my soul with one of their shifty double agents - it's wasn't the proudest moments in my life, and now that I know I was delusional no matter how many times they tell me to eat insects and lie out naked on a flat rock in the sun I know it's just time for me to take the relevant medication. When I look back, I think what hurt me most was my string of high profile attempted assassination attempts on; the Pope, Jeff Goldblum, Clive Owen and that guy from that film . . . you know the one I'm talking about. The guy with the thing and the stuff . . . yeah.

I don't think the picture will do a lot damage to be honest.

At least my mother will be proud of me. That's a positive I guess......

 

[lurkingdirk]

Is it midget on midget!?! :nanner:

If so send it over. Man I would love to see midget on midget sex. It's just something you never really see in the world of porn. We have 'normal' guy/girl on midget. But never midget on midget fucking. Why is that? It's a fucking abomination! You know me I'm all for inter-size relations, even inter-species relations if it really needs to be done. But dammit, I want to see some midget sex and I want it now!

It is on its way over, but I'm curious to know why you want it, as you make a cameo...

You strange, disgusting human being! You sir make me sick! How dare you, I mean HOW DARE YOU warp such young minds with such utter nonsense and filth. You should be locked up with the peaderass's and shanked in the showers.

Urgh! :throwup:

Sorry. :shy: I didn't realise my banking info was so sordid. I'll stop making it publicly available...

Well I was planning on running for office once. But I decided against it due to the unpleasantness that occured a few years back when I thought giant lizards had taken over my body and replaced my soul with one of their shifty double agent. I think what hurt me most was my string of high profile attempted assassination attempts on for example; the Pope, Jeff Goldblum, Clive Owen and that guy from that film . . . you know the one I'm talking about. The guy with the thing and the stuff . . . yeah.

I don't think the picture will do a lot damage to be honest.

At least my mother will be proud of me. That's a positive I guess......

Your mother is in therapy. Something about a crazed lizard-man trying to procreate with her...

 

[jasonk282]

Comadore 64 here

 

[somebadlemonade]

i'm rocking with a computer from 2004, though i've added a few upgrades over the years

 

[BlueBalls]

It is on its way over, but I'm curious to know why you want it, as you make a cameo...

Masturbating over oneself engaging in "relations" with a little person is something all men should experience once in their short pathetic little lives. It's not the sex with the midget that's the fun part. It's the jackin to it later.

I thought I already explained this during our steam last thursday?

Sorry. :shy: I didn't realise my banking info was so sordid. I'll stop making it publicly available...

At least you now know. :nono:

If you had continued I might have to report you for flaming!

Your mother is in therapy. Something about a crazed lizard-man trying to procreate with her...

Ahhhh yes, another one of those black days I one day hoped to forget. Thank you dear Dirk the Lurker you have reminded me of these times and now I feel a sense of dispair. But don't you fret this is a good thing. It makes one feel a live. More intouch with nature somehow.

Or not. Maybe I just need a big shit . . . I don't know.



:wave2:

 

[STDiva]

I like getting a new one every 2 years at the latest. I like having new stuff. I bought my Toshiba Satellite last November.

 

[Namreg]

i build my own and upgrade parts when i need more power.

this is a rough estimate of when i bought stuff:

case: lian li PC65B, around 2005
power supply: vantec stealth 470W, around 2005
motherboard: gigabyte, socket 775, december 2008 or january 2009
CPU: pentium dual core (wolfdale, 45nm, 2.5GHz, overclocked to 3.5GHz) same time as motherboard
RAM: 2GB OCZ DDR2 800, same time as motherboard
graphics: radeon 4850, maybe a month after motherboard
hard drives: main drive is a 160GB bought maybe 3 years+ ago, secondary is a 250GB bought about two years ago. external is a 1TB drive i bought only a month ago.
sound: i use onboard now since it has come a long way in teh last few years, and i was tired of creative's driver issues.
optical drives are both older than two years (one CD burner, one DVD burner with lightscribe).
cooling is stock on the graphics card (it's very quiet), i use an OCZ cooler on the CPU (bought with the CPU) and pabst fans in the case, mounted on rubber brackets (bought with the case).

 

[JordanRules]

Got my laptop in 2007. Hopefully it will last me a while.

 

[busenbust]

I had some serious issues with my computer after contracting a trojan on Sunday. I think I sorted it all out and the machine runs smoothly now. (I hope)

Yet, I'm thinking about buying a new one. I've had this one for four years now.

How often do you buy a new computer?

My Fujitsu Siemens laptop is nearly six years old! Running XP Pro. Yep, wanting to a purchase a new lappy here also.

Nice thread GC:thumbsup:

 

[Ravenholm]

I got this mother about four years ago. It still does it's job for going online to forums and stuff. But for a lot of the recent games FORGET IT.

 

[capricorn]

I never buy or get rid of a computer as a whole. I upgrade parts of my computer when I deem it necessary: buy a new hard drive, a bigger screen, more RAM, a new processor or power supply etc. I'd say the components are on average some 3 years old in my computer.

 

[busenbust]

My Fujitsu Siemens laptop is nearly six years old! Running XP Pro. Yep, wanting to a purchase a new lappy here also.

Nice thread GC:thumbsup:

See here also.

 

[ppchaser]

just bought mine after my 6 year old computer crashed and burned... and good thing it did

 

[sandybeeches]

old enough to know better!

 

[slasher]

I got a new one January of this year so it is not that old.

 

[Prod3]

Ive gotta AMD Athlon Easynote Packard Bell, bought back in 2003...it was one of the first laptops to have a DVD burner in...its been through quite a bit...2 years ago it got a trojan which wiped it out & I had to start completely from scratch with it & re-install everything.
Its still a lil slow every now & then but its still going strong...no plans to get a new one yet!

 

[Shadowfax 10]

I had black hp laptop for my birthday this year and I never stop using it.

 

[Baba66]

2009

 

[cartman24]

2008, one of the last older-gen Macbook Pros.

 

[sexdog121]

5 years but you have to get the most powerful thats out if you get a shitty one it won't last long