Anyone ever hear of
National Masturbation Month (May, I think...)?
You take pledges for the amount of time you spend masturbating during the month, then all the money goes to a charity!
I starting doing it a few years ago, my best/worst day was 12 hours straight!!! WTF?!? ha! Seriously. My "problem" (besides the obvious) is that it's a toss up between which feels better -- stroking or spurting. So I end up jerking for as long as possible just to build up the load and anticipation! Masturbation marathons are not uncommon! It's good times that month!
And people like Chica make it very, very challenging!