How often do you masturbate?
- Thread starter Chica
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:wave: Chica, sometimes it makes me less agresively look for someone to be with
That's just plain crazy.
I would love to respond to this thread but I went blind.
can't type - busy.
Kingfisher
Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I'm bored, so once a day at least. But I've been randy so up to 4 times. Time off is pointless when I want to be back at my desk. Oh and I painted the interior of the garage.
Yeah, my girlfriend thought I was faking orgasm.
Chica
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really? wow! why would a guy ever fake an orgasm? why would a woman for that matter? sometimes if i had a few too many drinks and i can't cum i'll just tell dave to cum. it still feels great and i don't mind if he uses me as his sex toy
really? wow! why would a guy ever fake an orgasm? why would a woman for that matter? sometimes if i had a few too many drinks and i can't cum i'll just tell dave to cum. it still feels great and i don't mind if he uses me as his sex toy
There was a Seinfeld episode where Kramer said he faked it.
Chica
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i loved seinfeld but i didn't see that one. sounds like a good one though :1orglaugh
My wank average is 3 a-day.
really? wow! why would a guy ever fake an orgasm? why would a woman for that matter? sometimes if i had a few too many drinks and i can't cum i'll just tell dave to cum. it still feels great and i don't mind if he uses me as his sex toy
when i lost my virginity i pretended to cum...i was the type who didn't want to go in a minute so i ended up not being able to cum at all so after it was taking forever and i started to go soft i pretended to go lol...i was wearing a condom which allowed that to work (but also stifled my erection), plus it wasn't very light in the room so yeah, it seemed like it would be embarrassing to admit i couldn't cum and i figured it'd probably offend her even though it wasn't her fault, it'd be hard to convince her otherwise...anyway, that was the first and only time i've faked an orgasm, since then most of my sex has been condom free as i've been in a serious relationship for the past few years and both of us are clean and she's on birth control
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
It was an episode where Elaine said she had basically faked it as a thank you for a good meal.
If I don't pull one off at least once a day, I start throwing things. Far. I could have used that talent to become a Hall of Fame baseball pitcher, but I probably would have used that anger to plunk Jeter.
I've killed a lot of kittens.
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
Several times a week, i must say
Once a day. Sometimes 2-3. And I have done it until there's anymore sperm in my sack.
