Ok, funny topic, but I'll take it seriously.
I'm 22 years old, White, American Male, about 210-215 range, and 6'3" tall. I have to jerk off every morning. I wake up with morning wood so intense it literally is the reason I wake up due to its throbbing. I'm the only college student I know who wakes up early every day and it's strictly due to my hardon. If I don't jerk off a load when I wake up I literally get painful blue balls until I do. Sometimes, it doesn't go soft after that first release so I have to go for a second, but most times I can get it relax after the first. Now that assumes I don't have a girl over to have sex with in the morning and that she isn't sore from the night before or at least still willing to go one round or give me head in the morning.
I typically come back home after classes and almost always jerk off two loads in the afternoon. Unless I've got a lot going on or I get a midafternoon hook-up with someone I'm dating. Then I workout at around 4:00pm for two hours and always, and I mean always after resistance training I get crazy horny for some reason (testosterone, who knows?) I get horny as fuck and have to beat my meat with authority then unless of course I can hook-up with a woman for sex. Even if I can get laid after working out I need her to be able to go three rounds or I still need to jack it at least once. Then I'll be fine until late at night I usually wake-up and find myself hard in need of sex or masterbation.
So, it sounds like a lot, but it's very spread out throughout the day. I'd be more than happy to have my hormones relax and not have to jack off anymore. If I don't though I can't think of anything other than sex and my balls literally ache until I do. What sucks is that most women just physically don't want to go that many times in a day and some women get offended if you jack off, because it's to porn with other women.