how often do you fart?

[Bigoldowls]

It depends on how much I have eaten. If I eat a big meal then it's farts all the way.

 

[jumbo_jim]

Depneds on what I have eaten but on average I let rip 3 or 4 times a day.

 

[jamrak]

as for the question itself, I prefer to do it rare (one time a year), but with quality:

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to wonder
I come here to shit and stink
and fart like fucking thunder.

 

[squallumz]

im a big burper. better coming out that way than the other if u ask me.

 

[senob44]

First off I do not fart, I toot. Since you are curious thought I promise that starting on June 1 I will mark each one on a calender. At the end of the month I will report my findings to you.

LL

I think the LadyLove Month-Long Toot Watch needs its own thread.:dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

You have to give it to SBTNW he does come up with the strangest thread ideas :hatsoff:

 

[Quagmire33]

haha maybe SBTNW stands for Strange but true new weirdies. Haha doubt it, also is weirdies even a word couldn't think of something for the W.

 

[tunsty]

First off I do not fart, I toot. Since you are curious thought I promise that starting on June 1 I will mark each one on a calender. At the end of the month I will report my findings to you.

LL

and I'll bet they smell of roses.. :lovecoupl




I have days when I let rip quite regularly and some days when I don't...
but I'm not blowing my own trumpet about it.

Curiously, I tend to rip more before I'm due for a crap...
I guess it's like when a train is approaching the station, it will sound a horn, to let you know it's nearly there.
In much the same way, my arse is letting me know that the 9.15 from Turdington, will shortly be leaving the tunnel and will be steaming, as it arrives.


BTW: If this is 'too much information' for you...
You shouldn't have asked the question!:helpme:

 

[Heellover]

mostly at morning.... hehe....

 

[StormRuller]

a couple times at home... at work never!

 

[Evil Hobo]

Last time was a few days ago. I generally don't get farts, but when I do on the occasion, I let it loose trying to get as load a sound as possible.

 

[icerfan]

Wayyyyyyyy too often! :rofl:

Perhaps you need some MORE FARTS!

 

[SBTNW]

i have to change my pants too often because of this "situation"...

 

[Becks...poamr]

Myself, I pump out about 4-10 an hour.

Fixed it for you, sweetheart.

 

[bigbadbrody]

When I fart, I always lift my leg

 

[KBM]

Yes... this is definitely a question we must address. Nothing can be more important than getting to the 'bottom' of this issue!

 

[dick van cock]

First off I do not fart, I toot. Since you are curious thought I promise that starting on June 1 I will mark each one on a calender. At the end of the month I will report my findings to you.

You're name isn't Nora by any chance, tootsie?

"I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."

(James Joyce)

 

[meesterperfect]

is the gas in burps the same type of gas as in farts?
why does some gas go out one way and other the other way?
Is there a sort of trap door where the stomach meets the large intestine?
Any gastro -intestional experts here?

Jumpin Jack Flash....its a gas gas gas?
Maybe Jagger knew something I don't.

 

[senob44]

Curiously, I tend to rip more before I'm due for a crap...

Exactly the same for me...and I like the "train whistle" explanation. Very good post!

is the gas in burps the same type of gas as in farts?
why does some gas go out one way and other the other way?
Is there a sort of trap door where the stomach meets the large intestine?
Any gastro -intestional experts here?

I may not be an expert, but I do know that the stomach feeds into the SMALL intestine, not the large. Between the stomach and the small intestine is the pyloric sphincter which regulates the flow of all that good stuff. I would guess once the gas is past that little gate, a potential fart is born! And also a bell rings, and tunsty's train is ready to go "toot, toot!"