How much do you use ketchup? (parody)
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Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You suck.
We've been over this bullshit before.
Just fucking stop.
I still hope a roving band of Samis bite your nuts off.
We've been over this bullshit before.
Just fucking stop.
I still hope a roving band of Samis bite your nuts off.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I forgot I had a couple left in my magazine. Eat hot death.
assari
better knock it off. Ace used calligraphy and everything.
Even the Unibomber didn't do that.
better knock it off. Ace used calligraphy and everything.
Even the Unibomber didn't do that.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Ted Kazinsky ain't got **** on me.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I agree with that line about people that put ketchup on a hotdog. That's just messed up.
As far as the rest of this thread goes after after being on the internet for more than twenty years now the charm of one even dumber idiot arguing with another about logic has totally lost it's charm.
By the way...As a fan of calligraphy I should point out that crappy calligraphy would be much better if quality paper and ink were used, the nibs (or at least the tips of the markers if one can't be bothered to use actual nibs) were taken care of and prepped well, and the lines of text were strait across the paper and proper margins were used. I should also point out the bad spacing, non-strait lines on the lettering where they should be, the horrific ******** of the ink, and bad transitioning on lifting the pen within letters...The flourishes are pretty sad also.
As far as the rest of this thread goes after after being on the internet for more than twenty years now the charm of one even dumber idiot arguing with another about logic has totally lost it's charm.
By the way...As a fan of calligraphy I should point out that crappy calligraphy would be much better if quality paper and ink were used, the nibs (or at least the tips of the markers if one can't be bothered to use actual nibs) were taken care of and prepped well, and the lines of text were strait across the paper and proper margins were used. I should also point out the bad spacing, non-strait lines on the lettering where they should be, the horrific ******** of the ink, and bad transitioning on lifting the pen within letters...The flourishes are pretty sad also.
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
I use just enough to cover the bloodstains.
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When did you become a humorless twunt? I thought we were bros. I have never proclaimed myself anything more than a fountain pen enthusiast, and to be fair, the first two were written with a brush pen, not a fountain pen. The others were more or less practice for me. I've gotten better and I don't waste the time, energy or resources on Captain Finland anymore. He allegedly has me on ignore.
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Hey Asswipe :baconsalt:
You are a fucking retard. Ketchup? ... Try sauce. Two cans of crushed tomatoes. Put them into a food processor. Add 2 cloves of garlic, 1 chopped onion, 1 stalk of chopped celery, some black pepper and salt, and four to six basil leaves. Cook in a large pot for about three hours.
Mariah Milano would have your balls cut off and she'd serve them back to you. Now that would be hilarious. :rofl2:
Fries and meatloaf, that is it. Maybe a little bit on a burger.
Antonella Kahllo
Verified Performer
I do it all the time, i eat spaghetti with olive oil and scramble eggs.
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i only eat ketchup with either french fries, or hashbrowns, and meatloaf.
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
You've gone and made me hungry. And slightly hard. Good girl.
Antonella Kahllo
Verified Performer
FreeOnes_Adam
FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
is midnite here and I am hungry too
The ketchep is calling for you :yummie:
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