Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
I don't mean your parents unleashing their hog or offering up their flounder to you but did your parents teach you about the birds and the bees? My parents were incredible failures who left this once chubby and innocent Catholic School Boy to fend for himself. The day I learned about 69 was also the day I learned about B&E. Me and my buddy were both in Junior High School. He lived next door to the block pervert who we knew couldn't call the cops for any reason. I broke into his shed and unearthed a massive discovery. I was a horny *** with a mighty foot but was looked at as a master safe-cracker now. Pulled out a nice box of VHS tapes. I remember sitting on the couch watching and my buddy asks me, "Hey, what's that white stuff?" I tried to act more experienced and worldly but I was a bit grossed out. Now, at 46, the things that used to make me ***** now make me ejaculate. I don't have a shed but I do have several 2 TB Hard Drives set aside for weird and weirder porno labeled on a 1-10 scale for weirdness.