Shifty
O.G.
Oh, boo hoo.
My hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container so I am forced to tilt it. :dunno:
I didn't have a shitty childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art. :dunno:
I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time. :dunno:
I accidentally clicked ITunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again. :dunno:
My GPS made me drive through the ghetto. :dunno:
I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens. :dunno:
I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks. :dunno:
My laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over there. :dunno:
My hand is too fat to shove into the pringles container so I am forced to tilt it. :dunno:
I didn't have a shitty childhood, so I can't turn my pain into art. :dunno:
I forgot to bring my phone with me when I went to poop and I was bored the entire time. :dunno:
I accidentally clicked ITunes and had to wait 2 minutes for it to open before I could close it again. :dunno:
My GPS made me drive through the ghetto. :dunno:
I'm trying to text while at a red light, but I keep making all the greens. :dunno:
I can't hear the TV while I'm eating crunchy snacks. :dunno:
My laptop is low on battery, but the charger is over there. :dunno: