I can help you make it 7, if you want...
Oooooooh yeah, workin' the old Dave magic...
Dave, you make me moist. :lovecoupl
I can help you make it 7, if you want...
Oooooooh yeah, workin' the old Dave magic...
OK, I'm kidding. And besides, Dave and I could do a little tag team type thing and you could go from 6 to 8 instantly. If you want, we could each bring two friends and then you could double your numbers and be on 12.
Plus the ones you conveniently forgot.
And I'm a girl who likes very big cocks, so unless you're the size of someone like Criss Strokes
.... you wouldn't interest me. :tongue:
how do you know i was bragging? i was just asking a question, similar to "how often do you masturbate" or "who made you cum today"I love how the sole purpose was originally for the OP to brag about what he thought was a high number of victims and turned out to relatively insignificant.
I however am not gonna brag and be quite honest, 1.
Dont even pretend you didnt start this thread with a grin as you typed "29". Thats the kinda thing some people might be proud of, and as such would feel need to share under guise of a "Im just curious" type thread.
Somehow "I jacked off 7 times today, to the saggy titted grandma that lives across the road" is gonna get less than a round of applause!
(See what I did there? I took both threads and merged them, yay i made a funny!)
0 and not scared to admit that
Still waiting unfortunally (Although i am an adult)
Portillo are you named after Portillo's Hot Dogs in Chicago, I am very hungry. Awakened, time will come.
did i say i slept with 100 chicks? what's your problem?Dont even pretend you didnt start this thread with a grin as you typed "29". Thats the kinda thing some people might be proud of, and as such would feel need to share under guise of a "Im just curious" type thread.
Somehow "I jacked off 7 times today, to the saggy titted grandma that lives across the road" is gonna get less than a round of applause!
(See what I did there? I took both threads and merged them, yay i made a funny!)