How many and how many at once

[playgurrl2k]

LOL Chef is almost like a refrigerator....except a fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out of it! :1orglaugh


J/K Chef

**Laughs til she wee's**

 

[ChefChiTown]

I don't do fat jokes! :nono: Gay jokes, YES....fat jokes, NO!

It just kind of reminded me of my orientation at culinary school. I went up to the front desk to sign in and the lady goes, "Can I help you?" so I told her that it was my orientation. Then she asked if I was in the culinary program or the baking/pastry program, so I told her that I was in the culinary program. Then, she sets her pen down and looks at me and goes, "You look like a chef!"

So, I just looked at her and went, "..........is that a fat joke?" and then she got all uncomfortable so I told her I was kidding. Memorieeeeeeeeeees.

 

[drdeath67]

**Laughs til she wee's**

:thumbsup:

 

[Becks...poamr]

I don't do fat jokes! :nono: Gay jokes, YES....fat jokes, NO!

Bless you for that.

 

[drdeath67]

Bless you for that.

:hatsoff:

 

[L3ggy]

Senob in his Hannah Montana costume doesn't count?

:rofl::1orglaugh

 

[Member2019]

Chef from the Muppets ...

Wait...ChefChiTown or the Chef from the Muppets?

Didn't he always say "Bork, bork, bork" or something?
Damn pervert.

 

[Becks...poamr]

Re: Chef from the Muppets ...

Damn pervert.

I attract perverts. I don't know why...I just do. :dunno:

Must be my innocent (looking) face. People want to corrupt me.

 

[D-rock]

Re: Chef from the Muppets ...

I attract perverts. I don't know why...I just do. :dunno:

Must be my innocent (looking) face. People want to corrupt me.

I thought you attracted everybody. Maybe you should cut down on that a little. :1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

Re: Chef from the Muppets ...

I thought you attracted everybody. Maybe you should cut down on that a little. :1orglaugh

I, for some reason, DO seem to attract everybody. I don't know why. I guess my work uniform is the most enticing outfit I own.

The perverts stick out in my mind the most, though.