How I Cum

[catweasel28]

I generally cum simply by looking at pictures of military aircraft. Sad but true.

I have to confess, airplanes don't do a thing for me. But I've lost count of the number of loads I've shot whilst fantasising about Sikorsky helicopters. Mind you, mathematics has never been my strong point.

 

[roronoa3000]

Airplanes are gay, feathered wings are the way to go

 

[Death-Proof-69]

i'm boring i only come from sex and masturbation...

 

[alexpnz]

In a Kleenex

 

[Galactic]

So the mods ARE above the law here now? Or is it just Greg C. that gets to get away with shit like this? Just wondering........:thefinger

 

[AlexanderAvery]

The only way I can cum when when my girl dresses me like a school girl and hits me with a cast iron skillet in the rhythm of Big Bang Baby by Stone Temple Pilots.

And SAW III has to be on the T.V.

 

[mr. jizz]

And by the originators of cum on feel the noize, do you mean Twisted Sister?

 

[Rasho]

I cum like Peter North. lol