How has Porn improved your life?

it's improved my vocabulary tremendously. just the other day we were out for lunch and i saw a woman eating knockwurst and i yelled, shove it down you dirty whore. had it not been for porn i'd never have thought up this ice breaker of a conversation starter. so i'd like to say, thanks porn industry people.

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One time in class our teacher reminded us we had to do our POV orals (like some speech about perspectives) and I was the only person in class who pissed myself laughing. Ugh, how embarrassing. lol
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I used to watch exercise videos, and I wondered...Is there anything more? Then I was introduced to online sex. And my life was changed forever. Now I never watch exercise videos.
 
:rubbel: I AM NOW A WORLD CHAMPION ARM WRESTLER :rubbel:
 
Finding the Freeones website and being able to communicate with Bears and Wolves without them ripping me to shreds
 
It has kept me locked up indoors, safe and away from that disease spreading cesspit we so laughably call 'humanity'.

Yes, I am talking about you. You make me sick!
 
:nanner:
the question is already in the title. or actually, the question is the title, or is the title the question? Anyway, basically just what it says up there! (in the title)

Yes! It broke down the nonsense of religion for me! I still go to church out of social constraints,receive communion, and then go back to Freeones where fucking and sucking is more real than any supposed gods.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Porn has not really improved my life, in fact the only use I have for porn is to fill in the very long gaps of me not having sex with a real woman.
 

PirateKing

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The wheels in my head have been constantly turning ever since I first dove down the rabbit hole.

It's opened up my mind maaaan...
 
It helped to free myself from the shackles of dogma that organized religion is :)
 
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