how far do you blow your load?

[bnaked]

2 months worth of training I.e. no beer and eating shit loads of tomatoes and gym each day took the piss.

What does this mean?

 

[Ace Bandage]

Nah it was a tradition in the soccer/football team if your a newbie. I made the final in this competition. Basically you hooked with the best but nastiest chic you could who would do everything they can to make you shoot as far as possible. In the competition in one of the uni bars the girls and guys would be lined up doing their thing. Pretty cool I suppose but 2 months worth of training I.e. no beer and eating shit loads of tomatoes and gym each day took the piss. Still I got awesome trophy and print page mention in the uni rag.

Yeah, community college must be a blast.

Your stories are slightly less believable than Boothbabe's. You don't have to make shit up to impress people. This is the Internet. We're all finely chiseled and handsome here. Just try and fit in.

 

[essexy]

What does this mean?

What are you confused about?

 

[Ace Bandage]

What are you confused about?

I'm guessing the part of your post that says took the piss. The fuck does that mean? We speak 'Merican here.

 

[alexpnz]

With a good wind out of the west, I can hit the O in the Stop sign on top of the hill, by my mansion. :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

Over 9000

 

[lurkingdirk]

9001

 

[bnaked]

I'm guessing the part of your post that says took the piss. The fuck does that mean? We speak 'Merican here.

... and what does not drinking beer, eating tomatoes, and going to the gym have to do with shooting your load far?

 

[Boobinator]

This age-old argument again?
Look, it's not how far you blow it, it's the amount of force that matters. Personally, I'm blessed with good genes: my great grandfather was known as the Decapitator in his heyday.

 

[lamarwynn]

24"-38" that's her waist & ass size before I explode on that ass