How do you ***** ?

I ***** like a man. With a manly firearm next to me. In case any **** goes down, I can react like a man and shoot whatever it is. I'm a man. Awr Awr Awr.
 
I. Position
A) on your backside
B) on your tummy
C) on your side
D) all over the place ;)

II.Ambiance
A) Lights completely out (dark as a pocket)
B) Nightlight illuminated
C) Bright overhead florescent lights above your bed
D) Blacklights w/ glow painted artwork throughout walls & ceiling


Do tell ! :tongue:

Yourself?? Pray, do tell ;)
 
Alone. :(

Sometimes BlueBalls sneaks in, but he only 'plays' with me a few hours (Sometimes it's just a few minutes even!) and then he leaves. Selfish ass!
 
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I lie on my side, but I need noise to *****. I generally set the ***** timer on the TV or keep a fan on. Silence is too loud and it keeps me awake.
 
I normally ***** on my back & on my left side...I got outa the habit of ******** on my right side though as I used to keep waking up with a dead arm with no feeling in it whenever I ***** on that side :( Not nice, especially when the feeling comes back after a long time of numbness...it hurts like hell!!! :eek:
 
Next to my wife with my are around her in a spooning position some what in complete darkness:hatsoff:
 
On my back in complete darkness, has to be cold in the room though to *****.
 
On my stomach, pitch black, with a fan on. Silence is deafening.
 
I fall ****** on my stomach, end up all over the place.

I like it to be pitch black but ONLY if my hubbys home, if he's in the field or something I usually ***** with the lights on :o

Oh & its never completely silent, it would be except he snores like theres no tomorrow lol
 
Position (D)

Ambiance (A)

Fan going, open window, cold as possible, thunderstorms & rain a +. :thumbsup::2 cents::hatsoff:
 
I ***** on my right arm. With a fan blowing in my face. Sometimes I leave on some sirius dance-mix channel.
 
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