How do you view your porn?

Watching porn can be a tricky dilemma. Some have the luxury of a tv/computer and a closed off room while others perch in the back of the bus with their phone angled precisely. Here's how I did it.
So I never had a computer growing up but when I was like 12 my best friend and I found out the local library had computer that weren't blocked. After that discovery we were at the library every day after school and even on the weekends. Eventually the 1 hour time limit became too short so we got multiple fake cards and eventually got caught and banned.
There's my story of awkward porn viewing, what's yours?
 
Well because my house is kind of crowded wherever I go, including my room because I'm in the unfortunate position of sharing, I tend to watch porn anywhere as long as the laptop view is cut off from everyone else.
 
With my eyes.

But my vision has become increasingly terrible since the age of 5.
 
As a kid growing up during the weekends i'd just wait for my family to all go to bed and i'd watch Skinamax!

Today as an adult I just grab my laptop and go to my room and do the business. Its funny though I got a pretty big collection of porn on my computer but most of the time I just browse online when relieving myself of the stress of the day! lol
 
Come on, no crazy stories from when you were kids? No stealing your dad's Playboys or watching your neighbors from your car?
 
As a kid growing up during the weekends i'd just wait for my family to all go to bed and i'd watch Skinamax!

Today as an adult I just grab my laptop and go to my room and do the business. Its funny though I got a pretty big collection of porn on my computer but most of the time I just browse online when relieving myself of the stress of the day! lol

Lol that's what I did before I discovered the library! I don't think I could ever go back to softcore now.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I get certain porn urges.
I get gradually more obsessed with a performer the more of her work I see. The more I see, the more obsessed I get, the more obsessed I get the more I see. The cycle continues until eventually I have no choice but to track the performer down, tie her up in a corner, cut her face off and wear it while having a marathon wank session as she cries in the corner. Unfortunately I can no longer view her porn after that because I have to kill her to eliminate her as a witness. I still keep the 3 faces I've detached so far in a drawer should I feel the need to facialise her, but After the grand finale I tend to lose interest.
 
I get certain porn urges.
I get gradually more obsessed with a performer the more of her work I see. The more I see, the more obsessed I get, the more obsessed I get the more I see. The cycle continues until eventually I have no choice but to track the performer down, tie her up in a corner, cut her face off and wear it while having a marathon wank session as she cries in the corner. Unfortunately I can no longer view her porn after that because I have to kill her to eliminate her as a witness. I still keep the 3 faces I've detached so far in a drawer should I feel the need to facialise her, but After the grand finale I tend to lose interest.

I like your style! No, seriously I do the same thing. I watch one girl till I'm super obsessed and have to hunt her down. I have a thing for feet though so I cut them off instead of the face.
 
Come on, no crazy stories from when you were kids? No stealing your dad's Playboys or watching your neighbors from your car?

I stole my dad's Playboy when I was 5.
It was all downhill (uphill?) from there.

I saw my first real life naked woman woman when I was...12(?)...on my paper route one morning, saw a neighbour getting dressed in her window, lights on, curtains open. Glorious.

Yup, I definitely blame those two events for my life! :1orglaugh
 
Wait...what? Are you saying you watched porn in the library?

Lol yeah, from like 6th grade till I got a computer of my own (I think I was 15 or 16). I'd just open two windows and alt+tab it when someone was coming. I used to print pictures out all discreetly and take them home to jack off. Surprisingly, it wasn't that awkward seeing as how about 25% of the other people were old bums doing the same thing.
 
Lol yeah, from like 6th grade till I got a computer of my own (I think I was 15 or 16). I'd just open two windows and alt+tab it when someone was coming. I used to print pictures out all discreetly and take them home to jack off. Surprisingly, it wasn't that awkward seeing as how about 25% of the other people were old bums doing the same thing.
I've never seen anyone do that. At least you weren't masturbating there, too. I'm pretty sure that would be illegal.
 
I've never seen anyone do that. At least you weren't masturbating there, too. I'm pretty sure that would be illegal.

I did a couple of times but never got caught. I used to go to the childrens section bathroom cuz u need the key to get in.
 
I can't stand watching it in front of a computer, just for the comfort factor.

I have one of those iomega players where I can down download content on to it, connect it to my TV via HDMI, and sit in comfort in my recliner.
 
I can't stand watching it in front of a computer, just for the comfort factor.

I have one of those iomega players where I can down download content on to it, connect it to my TV via HDMI, and sit in comfort in my recliner.

I hate it too, but sometimes it's your only option. The worst part is walking awkwardly to find something to wipe up your cum before it drips down your leg.
 
Top