How do you start a friends with benefits relationship?

[gloyster]

I've got 3 girls I'm speaking with and I don't want anything serious yet I'm not experienced with any of this. I know the way I'm feeling in myself that there is no way I'm up for a long term relationship. How do you drop hints or just flat out keep it at FWB?

It might be more difficult for me because I don't drive and still live at home. What do you think? Scoofs

 

[L3ggy]

You need friends.

 

[squallumz]

yeah right!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

You couldn't get a girl if you had a hundred dollar bill hanging out of your zipper.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

you say hey!! Let's fuck then when she starts to cuddle with you afterwards throw her off of you...she will take the hint.

 

[squallumz]

show them that video of you rolling around in bed in your mask.


that outta get em wet.

 

[Galactic]

I've got 3 girls I'm speaking with and I don't want anything serious yet I'm not experienced with any of this. I know the way I'm feeling in myself that there is no way I'm up for a long term relationship. How do you drop hints or just flat out keep it at FWB?

It might be more difficult for me because I don't drive and still live at home. What do you think? Scoofs

I think you have no chance.

 

[gloyster]

Should I piss my stouffers?

 

[Death-Proof-69]

1.) find a friend
2.) determine if friend is fuckable (if not, refer to step 1)
3.) ask friend if he/she/it would be willing to have sex with you no strings, no pressure etc (if not, refer to step 1 and repeat as necessary)

 

[helen]

Get totally wasted with them, fall into bed together, and then ask if you can do it again when you're both sober enough to enjoy it.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

just be yourself, they will stay away :elaugh:

 

[Sam Fisher]

just be yourself, they will stay away :elaugh:

:rofl2::rofl2::rofl2:

 

[BCT]

Should I piss my stouffers?

Yes!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Should I piss my stouffers?

Their lasagna's pretty good. Pissing on it would be a waste.

 

[LukeEl]

you say hey!! Let's fuck then when she starts to cuddle with you afterwards throw her off of you...she will take the hint.

I wouldn't throw you off for cuddling with me Leya wink wink.

 

[LukeEl]

you say hey!! Let's fuck then when she starts to cuddle with you afterwards throw her off of you...she will take the hint.

I wouldn't throw you off for cuddling with me Leya wink wink.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

ask yourself this... [size=+2]WWJD?[/size]

yes, what would jeffrey dahmer do? go get yourself a power drill and some battery acid...

 

[gloyster]

My gloyster stinks so good tonight.

I'm gonna tell her to hit me, hit me you little skank. Then I'm going to walk out and let her pay for the bill. BIATCH EGGS.

 

[zdenka]

With a BBC, if you know what I mean

 

[senorzorro]

Pull your dick out and see what happens.

No, really, a good topic - let's see if anyone comes up with something good here, I would sure like to know.