How do you pronounce the pornstar's name GAUGE?

[Death_blooms08]

"Delta bravo 08 - authorization granted for use of tunsty bomb. Repeat - authorization granted for use of tunsty bomb. Proceed and report. Over." :thefinger

:shhh: November Foxtrot, this is Delta Bravo 8 over. Tunsty bomb has been released may God help us all. Delta Br....................... :shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: Tunsty Bomb

 

[member2686]

"Roger, delta bravo 08. May God save us all, and may useless threads be damned to Hell and closed promptly. You're free to return to base in standard-fly mode, delta bravo 08. We've done all we can at this point; may the tunsty bomb save us all. November foxtrot out." :thumbsup:

 

[tunsty]

Maybe 'Gauge' is some sort of acronym...
Great Ass, Unequalled Gangbanging Experience



BTW..what does a 'tunsty' bomb look like??

Probably like a huge custard pie...S P L A T !!

 

[4G63]

Wow guys, impressive :glugglug: :hatsoff:. You went really :2offtopic, and earned my vote for the next poll.

Great read though :thumbsup: .

 

[LordVader66]

I pronounce her name as Nasty Girl Who Loves It In The Ass.

That's how I pronounce her name also. I really love watching her work. My futile attempt to get this thread back on topic.

 

[member2686]

Well, the topic of the thread was the pronunciation of the word gauge, as used by the performer Gauge as a name, and we cleared that (the pronunciation query) up a loooong time ago. What topic is there to which to return? :dunno: There are already Gauge threads all over the "fave babe" area of the board. lol That's why deathblooms08 was "sent on his mission with the tunsty bomb" to illustrate how unneeded/moot this thread was to begin with and had become... :thumbsup:

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Every time I come to the talk section there is a small consensus(sp) that a thread should be closed. Yet, the thread that everyone wants closed is always at the top of the page. Why? The reason why is the people who want it closed are always posting in it. There are 3, 4, even 5 posts by people who want the thread closed. I personally, would not post in it if I hated it that badly. I'd let it slowly fall off of the front pages to its natural death by ignoring it. But the people who want it to disappear the most keep bringing it back to the top of the page.

Mind-boggling to say the least but it just goes to show that no matter how "dead" a subject is you guys are just addicted to talking about it, which is another reason this is a great board. So many members with "the gift of gab". Cheers to the members of Freeones.

 

[LordVader66]

Well, the topic of the thread was the pronunciation of the word gauge, as used by the performer Gauge as a name, and we cleared that (the pronunciation query) up a loooong time ago. What topic is there to which to return? :dunno: There are already Gauge threads all over the "fave babe" area of the board. lol That's why deathblooms08 was "sent on his mission with the tunsty bomb" to illustrate how unneeded/moot this thread was to begin with and had become... :thumbsup:

I did say futile attempt. Besides I loved the mission to deliver the tunsty bomb. I was LMFAO the whole time I was reading it.

 

[tunsty]

I for one, don't want this thread closed!!
It's the second best thread I've seen today...just behind the pool-cue-up-the-ass thread.


Freeones - THE true home of Art and culture :hatsoff:

 

[member20672]

I for one, don't want this thread closed!!
It's the second best thread I've seen today...just behind the pool-cue-up-the-ass thread.


Freeones - THE true home of Art and culture :hatsoff:

LMFAO :laugh: That was quite a hmmm... stimulating thread.

 

[member2686]

Heart of Darkness?

I think you're missing the point, A&J - the point was that it (like some other unnecessary threads) should or could have been closed virtually immediately, but no one who could close it was paying any attention to it, so we got silly with it...and now you've noticed it! hehehe

But yes, to concede a point you made, there are dumbass threads where people just keep posting in them (like that guy who gave his poolstick self-sodomization "confessional" in a thread yesterday) because we love a good silly laugh and to not always talk about who has the best breasts/ass/etc. or go pic/video surfing; we love to talk over here on the board, and so sometimes the dumbest shit stays bumped up over and over because people just can't help but put their two cents'-worth in... Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" illustrated it best - people's fascination with the abomination...like people slowing down on the highway to see a car crash's remains.

lol :hatsoff:

Every time I come to the talk section there is a small consensus(sp) that a thread should be closed. Yet, the thread that everyone wants closed is always at the top of the page. Why? The reason why is the people who want it closed are always posting in it. There are 3, 4, even 5 posts by people who want the thread closed. I personally, would not post in it if I hated it that badly. I'd let it slowly fall off of the front pages to its natural death by ignoring it. But the people who want it to disappear the most keep bringing it back to the top of the page.

Mind-boggling to say the least but it just goes to show that no matter how "dead" a subject is you guys are just addicted to talking about it, which is another reason this is a great board. So many members with "the gift of gab". Cheers to the members of Freeones.

 

[tunsty]

Re: Heart of Darkness?

I think you're missing the point, A&J - the point was that it (like some other unnecessary threads) should or could have been closed virtually immediately, but no one who could close it was paying any attention to it, so we got silly with it...and now you've noticed it! hehehe

But yes, to concede a point you made, there are dumbass threads where people just keep posting in them (like that guy who gave his poolstick self-sodomization "confessional" in a thread yesterday) because we love a good silly laugh and to not always talk about who has the best breasts/ass/etc. or go pic/video surfing; we love to talk over here on the board, and so sometimes the dumbest shit stays bumped up over and over because people just can't help but put their two cents'-worth in... Joseph Conrad's "Heart of Darkness" illustrated it best - people's fascination with the abomination...like people slowing down on the highway to see a car crash's remains.

lol :hatsoff:

No, no, no...if you have to start explaining this stuff, then it starts to lose it's appeal.

It's like watching a Monty Python sketch then having someone come on and try and explain the humour of it..
It just doesn't work!!


:2 cents: :thumbsup:

 

[Aces&Jacks]

Re: Heart of Darkness?

I think you're missing the point, A&J - the point was that it (like some other unnecessary threads) should or could have been closed virtually immediately, but no one who could close it was paying any attention to it, so we got silly with it...and now you've noticed it! hehehe

I noticed this thread from the moment it was started. The fact of the matter is, I like when you guys start getting silly with things. It makes some of these idiotic threads amusing. You gotta keep this in mind. Speaking for myself, I'm not always in Mod mode. Sometimes I want to enjoy the board like everyone else. I get a kick out of some of the shit you guys say. And as long as you are being funny, It's all good.

 

[member2686]

juballs' midgets are cloning...be ready, and be afraid, tunsty...be very afraid...they're coming to fix that roof-tile you said was loose...yeah....that's what they're gonna do!

Glad we can entertain ya, A&J!!! lol We certainly do ourselves and each other! :eek: :nanner: :tongue:

 

[Josado]

*reads whole thread* "Uhh..."

 

[tunsty]

*reads whole thread* "Uhh..."

explanation required....over to you NF

 

[Death_blooms08]

:shy: Two bombs and its still alive......... fine guess I'm just gonna have to retire The Bomber

 

[member2686]

I'm not gonna explain jack... josado can figure it out (can't ya, josado!?)...hehehehe :nanner: :tongue: :1orglaugh

Wow, delta bravo 08, I knew the USA was undersupplying its troops with crappy gear, but you mean to tell me you were flying that hunk of junk delivering the "tunsty bomb?" No wonder the radar picked you up and the thread stayed open! lmao

 

[Death_blooms08]

Wow, delta bravo 08, I knew the USA was undersupplying its troops with crappy gear, but you mean to tell me you were flying that hunk of junk delivering the "tunsty bomb?" No wonder the radar picked you up and the thread stayed open! lmao

Look at the pilot of it, I nearly dived into the mushroom cloud of the first one cause she farted. She delivered more fallout in her pants than any Nuke has ever made before.

No worries though 200,000,000 more Pespi bottle caps and I can Upgrade

 

[member2686]

Looks like Winston Churchill's face on that plane...lol Big nose...lol