how do you prepare for anal?

[hhhaaarrrddd!!!]

simple question really, just wondered what you guys done to prepare for anal, if anything, ta!

 

[schoepserne]

I usually buy some butter and a six-pack of cider; after that I just shove it in.

 

[luverly]

Who put's butter in cider?

 

[schoepserne]

Who put's butter in cider?

Lube her up and fill her up, stupid! :nannerf1:

 

[stickyfingerz]

First I tie her arms and her legs....... Im kidding, of course one girl I know likes that so...

 

[Fresno]

I don't do anal, but to each their own!

 

[mongo18]

Well, you'd have to at least buy me a ***** first...

 

[luverly]

Lube her up and fill her up, stupid! :nannerf1:

And then you ***** the buttered cider?

 

[BlueBalls]

Relax
Take a deep breath
Fart
And bite your lip
"Now your going to feel al little pinch now"

 

[youwanttoshagme]

Usually just ask her if she can touch her toes........

 

[No_Man]

White Castle... after that comes out, anything feels good.

 

[ChefChiTown]

I bend over, spread my cheeks and...wait...oh, you mean...:uohs:

Never mind, I was never here.

 

[Kara x]

Hehe i like the above comments.

In reality, if i ever take it like that, i make sure im lubed up, and that its not rammed straight in - otherwise my foot will be up his arse!

 

[boatiuta]

If you're a man and you'd love to do her up the ass, you have to lube her up. The rectum doesn't lubricate like the vagina. Use lots of lube. Take your time. It's not go in and ram right away. Use butt plug or other toys to get her and get her to relax but she's got to be in the mood or love get cock up her ass. She has to be comfortable with it. If she doesn't want it, don't do it. Some women love it, some **** it. Basically, she's got to be the type that loves anal.
It's also best if she's clean. You don't want to play in the mud if you know what I mean, or, use a condom.
Oh, and spit is NOT a lubricant!! Use KY Gel.

 

[Spleen]

Unclench.

 

[efeezy]

Usually getting thrown in the county lock up is all the foreplay I need.

 

[luverly]

Hehe i like the above comments.

In reality, if i ever take it like that, i make sure im lubed up, and that its not rammed straight in - otherwise my foot will be up his arse!

Who's the chick in your avatar? Look's like my ex.

 

[Kara x]

Who's the chick in your avatar? Look's like my ex.

It's me you dozy sod!!!!!!!!


:wave2::wave2::wave2:

 

[DOA82]

simple question really, just wondered what you guys done to prepare for anal, if anything, ta!

Make sure the rohypnol is still in date, if she wakes up half way through it can be so awkward!

 

[don_equis]

Well it's like getting ready for this $700 billion dollars bail out I guess...it's gonna hurt even after your lifetime...