How do you masturbate?

[mrtrebus]

I tried hands free, but couldn't do it. So I jerked it then when I was about to cum let go of my cock & shot my load. Felt good & it went really high!

 

[mceselko]

are you single now?

Wow, he must be crazy for not giving you some spam earlier. Girls love cum, but sometimes are not willing to admit that...

 

[mceselko]

Anyway, I love masturbating after surfing and watching some big natural beauties on adult websites... I need to watch several girls before I can cum, but last few months online adult entertainment is just not enough for me, I need real pussy..

 

[rintoe]

I find the garbage shredder does me an absolute treat.

 

[toughguy7269]

Fleshlight.

 

[toughguy7269]

Does anyone know of a good lube to use with the fleshlight?

 

[mrtrebus]

Does anyone know of a good lube to use with the fleshlight?

astroglide

 

[yesgeeza]

on my bathroom floor with a playboy special edition and plenty of lotion. for some reason i can get my cum to jump like a metre! its sooo sik! careful where u come tho! ruined plenty mags

 

[Sir Osis of Liver]

with my hand, dry... i freakin hate lotion cuz i hate gtg it off... i j/o way too much for most guys. i average around 12-15 times a day and i dnt wna spend alot of time gtg lotion off my dick... that shit itches when u put it in ur pants with lotion on it.

 

[Smallville417]

Just my hand, no lotion.

 

[PretoDragao]

ok, for you guys who use your hand, do you cum in your free hand, on your stomach, in a tissue, etc...?

when i first started having sex, my boyfriend would lay a tissue on my belly so he could pull out and shoot on it...lol

he stopped doing that the day i scooped a bunch of cum up off the tissue and licked it off my figures!

I have to use Bounty, "The quicker picker-upper!", paper towels.

 

[PretoDragao]

with my hand, dry... i freakin hate lotion cuz i hate gtg it off... i j/o way too much for most guys. i average around 12-15 times a day and i dnt wna spend alot of time gtg lotion off my dick... that shit itches when u put it in ur pants with lotion on it.

:eek:12-15 times a day?! And I thought I did it too much with a max of 3 or 4 times a week.

 

[Cutie]

Very well.. LOL

 

[JordanRules]

Let's just say it involves salad tongs, cooking spray, a clothes pin, and a dropcloth. :thumbsup:

 

[Cutie]

Holy crap, and I thought I was freaky.. lol j/k

 

[JordanRules]

Holy crap, and I thought I was freaky.. lol j/k

Gotta go freaky or not at all, babe!

 

[lechepicha]

t-shirt !!! don't want the messy part, you know ?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Very well.. LOL

i'll be the judge of that. show me.

 

[biomech]

With my hand. :dunno: :banana:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

1. I see something hot.
2. I pull out my dick.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!