Basically sit on your hand until it goes numb, then it feels like someone else’s!! (forgotten I used to do this until watching UK sitcom The Inbetweeners recently & one or the lads was attempting it, when his mum & best mate walked in on him!!).interesting...do explain
For that added erotic thrill paint nail varnish on your hand, just like a lady!! :nanner:
Well, if you want to attempt the world record for quickest ever handjob I'm 'up' for it! With you three at the controls I'd cum in about 5 seconds!! :nanner:how would you like to get a group handjob from me and my friends?
Well first I'll meet myself in a bar, walk up to myself and say something like "Hey baby, how's it going"
I'll laugh coquettishly at this (I'm really quite easy when it comes down to it) and then fall into conversation with myself.
Not wishing to rush myself, I'll ask myself out to dinner, nothing too expensive maybe Italian, and try to get myself tipsy, but not drunk that's too predatory. At the end of the evening I'll give myself a peck on the cheek and ask myself out again.
After two or three dates I may invite myself back to my place (making sure the girlfriend is out, possibly at her mother's) and really start the seduction, flowers, chocolate and Barry White or Grover Washington on the CD. I usually fall for that and end up spending the night with myself.
Invariably I turn out to be a snoring pig who just wants to take advantage of me and has no interest in me as a person so I always wake up feeling used and cheap and swaering never to to it ever again.
Baby lotion on right hand. Left index finger up the arse at the key moment to stimulate the prostate.
I'll laugh coquettishly at this (I'm really quite easy when it comes down to it) and then fall into conversation with myself.
Not wishing to rush myself, I'll ask myself out to dinner, nothing too expensive maybe Italian, and try to get myself tipsy, but not drunk that's too predatory. At the end of the evening I'll give myself a peck on the cheek and ask myself out again.
After two or three dates I may invite myself back to my place (making sure the girlfriend is out, possibly at her mother's) and really start the seduction, flowers, chocolate and Barry White or Grover Washington on the CD. I usually fall for that and end up spending the night with myself.
Invariably I turn out to be a snoring pig who just wants to take advantage of me and has no interest in me as a person so I always wake up feeling used and cheap and swaering never to to it ever again.
Baby lotion on right hand. Left index finger up the arse at the key moment to stimulate the prostate.
Chica, just caught your message.....How would I like a group handjob from you and your friends??? Oh oh oh, would I just love it - and you can all do it in whatever order you like. Just the thought of it has given me one hell of a hard-on and that's something I'll just have to go and do something about.
Just back!!!!! Thanks Chica for helping me to a really lovely wank.
Just back!!!!! Thanks Chica for helping me to a really lovely wank.
what do you mean humping pillows . i may need a pic of that one please chica
Chica
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ahhh, that's an old trick i learned when i first started masturbating. pictures don't do it justice...video is much more effective
ahhh, that's an old trick i learned when i first started masturbating. pictures don't do it justice...video is much more effective
ok so ill settle for a video of you showing us the pillow hump
Chica
Official Checked Star Member
lol, try to find one of those really long "hug" pillows! i bet i could do some damage to one of those!
how would you like to get a group handjob from me and my friends?
That would be very nice but I'd really love one from you.
Yep, & I'd do myself some damage imagining that!! :rubbel:
& can we buy the socks!!ok enough with tease us do we get to see
