How do you masturbate?

[mrtrebus]

I like to fistfuck my cock to the beat. I'm surprised there are so few House/techno etc tunes one can fuck or wank to with the word 'fuck' or woman's sighs of pleasure. If I had the equipment like keyboards, plus the technical know how I woud have produced a CD long ago already.
Best I heard yet was "People Are Still Having Sex,' where a woman says "Oh Fuck It" in time. A nice fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me in time with the beat would be nice.

Try Harder by Saboteur & Chloe Nichole from the Porn To Rock album

 

[warman2442]

Humping pillows never worked for me... I just use my trusty flesh light

 

[redhotforelle]

For many years, I mostly just did standard jacking off, occasionally lying on a hard on and making fucking motions. Now that I've discovered their sexual sensitivity, I often lightly glide my fingers right under my spout and on the back of my balls. That simulates a great blow job and those are the two areas I most like to get licked.

 

[sexe247]

I started with my hands of course. After that tried a few masturbators. All I use now is my trusty STU Fleshlight. What an invention!!!

 

[Chica]

wow, it sounds like alot of you guys have fleshlights! they're soft aren't they?

 

[Wainkerr99]

Chica, sweetie, if you wrote a book on how you masturbate, I'm pretty sure it would be a best seller.

 

[Chica]

Chica, sweetie, if you wrote a book on how you masturbate, I'm pretty sure it would be a best seller.

lol, thanks sweetie! i've become very creative over the years :nanner:

 

[Rick2000]

I watch porn on my computer, using my right hand to click and my vaseline-covered left hand to jerk myself. Sometimes I'll juse my right hand to play with my balls. I've gotten so used to this method that I now find it awkward to masturbate using my right hand, even though I'm right-handed.

 

[king_joker]

No hands. Just kidding. But could you imagine? Seriously, though, if I'm with my girlfriend, I take my time. If I'm by myself, no aids, except for porn...if needed.

 

[CanyonsCans]

Fleshlight, & not always alone.
I've had requests by the ladies to use it in front of them, its mesmerizing.

 

[himperv203]

I use my hand

 

[broderic_randal]

i lick my penis with my tongue

 

[Chica]

I watch porn on my computer, using my right hand to click and my vaseline-covered left hand to jerk myself. Sometimes I'll juse my right hand to play with my balls. I've gotten so used to this method that I now find it awkward to masturbate using my right hand, even though I'm right-handed.

very interesting! so you got use to using your left hand so you can control the mouse with your right hand? isn't vaseline messy? i gave a handjob with that one time and it was hard to clean up.

 

[Pronhorn]

That's one advantage of magazines: you can keep pumping away with your right hand while you turn over the pages with your left hand - and hold a tissue in case You Might need one! Another advantage is that you can have lots of pictures in front of you at the same time and cast your eyes over a whole load of girls. The disadvantage of course is you have to pay for magazines. There's a lot to be said for free porn - thank you Freeones.....

 

[Chica]

i agree, there is alot of free porn out there. it's good for the surfer but bad for the producer.

 

[antoniogarcia]

I use both hands, and when I began using the left hand (I´m right handed) it fell pretty cool!!!!

 

[Lacey Black]

Vibrators and/or fingers most of the time.

 

[garlic]

I pretend my dick owes me money, and I beat the shit out of it.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

i jerkoff on a picture of rick santorum

 

[Anchored]

I find myself some really hot porn, lean back, beat up and down with my right hand, and rub the head of my cock back and forth with my left.


god, I fucking love porn.