How Do You Know When You're Overdo For A Shower?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

For me it's when my boogers smell like dingleberries.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Bat wings are always a valid indicator.

 

[Scancunt42]

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

If you can smell yourself, hose off because everyone else can smell your stank. Rule of thumb #1.

 

[Mr_Balls]

My ass begins to itch

 

[acenionX]

all of they above

 

[DrakeM]

After you have sweated so much you smell like DrakeM or a roadkill skunk.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I usually wait for people to tell me.

 

[Straight Shooter]

 

[Neutron66]

When it's been 24 hours.

 

[D-rock]

I don't know about showers, but I know it's time to change clothes when either my socks or my underwear get crusty enough they begin to scratch my skin.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

When my balls smell like subway. You know, when they bake their shitty bread and it smells just awful? Like that.

 

[dpantski]

When you need to use a chisel or other archaeological tools to break the outer layer of grime.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When my balls smell like subway. You know, when they bake their shitty bread and it smells just awful? Like that.

"Hi, I'm Jared from Subway. Some people know me as Ace Balltoucher.
If your sack smells like Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki then you've been Fogle'd."

 

[sean miguel]

I don't. I shower every day (Irish Spring® Body Wash) whether I need to or not.

I like how I smell after toweling off and how supple my skin feels. And my balls.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"Hi, I'm Jared from Subway. Some people know me as Ace Balltoucher.
If your sack smells like Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki then you've been Fogle'd."

Slander and libel, sir! My lawyer will be in touch. I clearly stated when my sack smells like subway baking bread it's time to shower. I have never tried this sweet onion chicken teriyaki abortion of which you speak.

And I only got Fogle'd that one time at camp. The payoff was a six inch meatball sub. I felt cheated, so it never happened again.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Slander and libel, sir! My lawyer will be in touch. I clearly stated when my sack smells like subway baking bread it's time to shower. I have never tried this sweet onion chicken teriyaki abortion of which you speak.

And I only got Fogle'd that one time at camp. The payoff was a six inch meatball sub. I felt cheated, so it never happened again.

That episode of the People's Court would be the best ever and a Goddam American Treasure of a television program. I hope they book Anna Nicole Smith's crying judge to attempt to keep order turning it into a real farce. See you there, Friendo!

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

When I scratch the back of my ears and my fingers smell like old bacon grease.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I know my dog needs a bath when she smells like Fritos.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

After I watch Anything political. Especially Hillary related.