How do you initiate sex?

[BNF]

You mean you guys have to be the ones to initiate? Suckers.



:rofl::helpme:

 

[Facetious]

Oi, open up im going in quick, so you can get the dinner on early :1orglaugh

Ya big male chauvinistic pig !! :rofl: :glugglug:

 

[dave_rhino]

You mean you guys have to be the ones to initiate? Suckers.



:rofl::helpme:

You mean your woman has performed the mating dance for you? Cool!

:bowdown:

 

[member006]

Wow, this place is really full of sweet talkers. Great read/thread :thumbsup:

LL

 

[BNF]

I lied, I do the Costanza pose and they're all over me ever time. ^

 

[belfastsixpack]

This one dave?

or this one?

 

[dave_rhino]

The second one.

The first one will most likely get you killed...

 

[titsrock]

I usually wear my mink coat, my mink fedora and I walk down the street, swinging my gold cane with the rattlesnake handle...and I mutter, "Bitches..who wants a piece of Daddy...Bitches!"

 

[Becks...poamr]

Take off all my clothes and jump on the first man I see.

 

[McNab]

"Hey baby, how much for boom-boom?"

"You like slurpies, really?"

"Well, I don't carry, but I could give you a nice cream-pie."

 

[Juiceman]

Roses are red...Violets are blue...wanna fuck?:nannerf2:

 

[jibbijib]

Take off all my clothes and jump on the first man I see.

Remind me to walk by you when you are feeling this way...




It's all in the mating dance. You put a bunch of peacock feathers in your hair, strip down to a loin clotch, paint your eyelids blue and red, and wax all the hair off your body. Then for the dance, you do three simple things. Squat every 3 steps, wave your arms in the air every time you rise, and bob your head back and forth like a chicken. Don't forget to call out "Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"

 

[belfastsixpack]

"Hey baby, how much for boom-boom?"

She's so Hot- Boom

 

[mongo18]

3 simple words, "you awake honey?"

 

[D-rock]

I usually change colors, puff out my feathers, and flap my wings as I dance around in a circle when prospective mates are around.

Other than that you could try just getting close, being nice to her all day, and then some snuggling. Following that you could go into some foreplay. It's slightly possible that could work also. :dunno:

 

[BNF]

..by getting the price and payment out of the way. :wtf:

 

[Legzman]

Anymore, I just ask

 

[McNab]

"How much for el fucko?"

 

[dick van cock]

"Hello sailor! Wanna come for a ride?"

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Get at 'em when they are hyper. Or when they are really happy. My girl was acting crazy, like a little girl last night tickling me and trying to fuck around with me, buggin me, and I was like, "alright, if it's like that." It was good sex last night.