How do you initiate sex?

[sprite8732]

I dont know where or how to start.

 

[dick van cock]

"Bend over, bitch!"

 

[thorsif]

"Bend over, bitch!"

Thats a British chat up line. You wouldn't be from the UK DVC would you:rofl:

Oi, open up im going in quick, so you can get the dinner on early :1orglaugh

 

[Imagine]

Chloroform.

 

[youwanttoshagme]

"Role over, let me slip it in ya"

 

[Nash]

By asking how much?

 

[ÆGEAN]

'nice shoes wanna fuck?' lol that is a classic

 

[BlueBalls]

'Get on top of this'

 

[AFA]

"Do you know what time it is"?

 

[tunsty]

I dont know where or how to start.[/QUOTE]

Well, actually, that is a pretty good opening line for your date.
she'll take pity on you and show you what to do and what goes where..:thumbsup:

 

[The Fog]

"Honey, open your mouth; I'd like to stick my cock in it," works occasionally.

 

[thegunner]

On a serious note, just kiss her passionately, and it should come naturally, if you are both into eachother. Thats my best advice.

 

[Christmas_Ape]

Whip off her bloomers and stiffened your thumb, and apply rotation on her sugar plum.

 

[Kingfisher]

I hit her with club, drag back to cave, have sex with her on bearskin rug.

UGH!

Get out of cave! Leave beer and pizza!

 

[thapie]

i have this lil spinny disk that i use on my gf just before bedtime and then she is up for anything. but when she wants something special from me she has trhis brain scramblin' device that she keeps under her clothing ...

 

[belfastsixpack]

Sneak into her room quietly, makes sure she's asleep, pull down the covers very very slowly, stick it in. If she wakes up, pretend you are sleep walking.

 

[Facetious]

A kiss on the neck !

Gets things goin'

real quick



xxxxxxxxx^
*(seriously . . . duh)

 

[Kingfisher]

Sneak into her room quietly, makes sure she's asleep, pull down the covers very very slowly, stick it in. If she wakes up, pretend you are sleep walking.

:rofl:

 

[baultista]

It starts with a Kiss...

 

[dave_rhino]

Have you tried the mating dance?