Come on people, they're obviously not human. I would have thought there would at least be a few of you true believers out there.... I guess not.
I guess now that I am here it is my duty to let you in on their secret, a secret that they have been hiding for generations whilst their plans have been put into place. They're alien beings sent here from some distant land or other dimension to distract us all from our daily lives with a flash of naked flesh and a creampie or two. I know what you’re thinking, “Why? The whole scenario seems completely made up and ridiculous”. But you’re wrong.
Surely it’s obvious isn't it? Once they've gotten us all to a level where we no longer leave our houses and we can barely take our hands out of our pants for longer than five minutes to take a shit, the invasion will begin. You see, an indoctrinated, brainwashed public that is completely docile because of the 30 or so orgasms they’ve reached every day are far easier to control and then wipe out than one that is devoid of all sexual pleasure (because no chicks have joined their group (yet)) with trigger happy fingers. But alas, I fear the fate of our species has already been sealed, we are too late to save it now. The general public are far too indoctrinated with those perfect bodies to even contemplate what lies behind such messages. It would seem that the human species is doomed to extinction.
There are those of us out there on the edges of society who rebel against such norms, who try to free the minds of those who have already fallen into the pit that is “pornography”. But the process is slow and there just aren't enough people willing to fight for their right to party as it were.... and there isn’t much time left.
So now you know, what will you do with this knowledge? Will you take it upon yourselves to research this information and fall further down the rabbit hole? Which is deep I'm afraid and the deeper you go the more your life seems to have been a lie. But at least once you get to the other side the knowledge you will have gained will allow you as a person to evolve into what everyone was born to be, FREE!
So who’s with me!?!
No one?
Ah, fuck it I'm gonna go have a wank.......