How do I get my wife's ass more bootylicious?

Butt is the stuff you consume more it grow more... apply daily massage of at least 30min... slap it... fold it vigorously... and thats it.....

And don't mind dear but it is fact that at my college our Girl-friend (Single Shared by 4) got huge ass amazingly just in 3 weeks. So if you don't mind Invite your friends at your home for Dinner.... :)
 
First of all remember she may be limited by genetics. If she's flat as a board the Kim Kardashian ass won't happen. There are a few exercises she can do to round things out. Squats, leg presses, stiff-legged dead lifts and hyper extensions. If she has access to a butt blaster or donkey kick machine (most gyms usually have one) that help make her more bootlylicious. If she's very thin she will have to bump up her calories too.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
yeah, its genetics dude. if u try to feed her milkshakes and shit, You Might regret it. be happy with what you got.
 
If she gets more junk in the trunk, then she will also gain weight elsewhere. I would happy as a clam if my GF can maintain a "nice ass" without gaining weight or get chubby. If you want your lady to get a latina bubble butt, then the only I can recommend is for her to eat rice and beans and do a bit of lower body cardio. :dunno:

Good luck amigo.
 

member2224

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Rice and beans huh? I've never heard that. What kind of beans?

She actually as a pretty good size butt, she is not flat by any means. I think genetically she can get close to Alexis Texas size, but she might have to put on some weight...but I would probably be ok with that.

Thanks for all your suggestions.
 
Rice and beans huh? I've never heard that. What kind of beans?

She actually as a pretty good size butt, she is not flat by any means. I think genetically she can get close to Alexis Texas size, but she might have to put on some weight...but I would probably be ok with that.

Thanks for all your suggestions.

I don't think rice and beans will do anything other than provide a source of protein and carbohydrates that you can get from a lot of things. There is nothing special about them. It's like other people have said. People either have the genetics for it or they don't. Exercises will help, but there is only so far a woman can naturally push it that way. As far as putting on weight most women do tend to get it more in their ass than other places at first, but I don't think just putting on more fat is a healthy thing to do and women will add fat everywhere. The only other thing would be to build up the gluts by doing weight baring exercises. Getting leaner after that might give the illusion that it's bigger or at least give it a better shape. However that can backfire. What I've learned from competitive fitness models is that unless you truly have the great glutes underneath there the size and shape of the ass is one of the first things to go when a women drops a lot of fat. If I were you I wouldn't worry about it and would be glad with what you have.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
How do I get my wife's ass more bootylicious?

Get a couple hundred bees to sting it and pray to God it swells up.
 

Torre82

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Saline injections. ALL THE TIME.

Smack it a lot. Also, wiping her ass constantly and BLOWJOBS. Tons of em. The protein in your semen helps.

::high fives myself:: Yeah, tell her all that.

A couple were in their bedroom and the girl says to her boyfriend, 'I wish I had bigger tits'. The boyfriend says 'well what I recommend is to get some toilet tissue and rub it between your tits for 2 months'. 'How will that help to make my tits bigger?' asks the girlfriend.
'Well it worked for your ass' says the boyfriend.
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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And of course squats.

...ON HIS DICK!
:rimshot?:

But seriously.. this is some really vain shit right here. Let's hear her side of it. Then.. lets rip on her with some righteous jokery. ;)
 
From what I've seen, fried chicken and watermelon seem to do the trick.
 
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