Well I bought a nice camera in order to take better quality non-nude pictures of a very average looking girl. Anywho, I bought said camera but I forgot my zipcode, see, so the camera naturally got lost! And then I decided that I should buy a house, so I took 15 grand cash from under my mattress and headed to the bank, only to get SHOCKED to learn that they wouldn't take cash!! Blew my mind! Dejected, I lashed out in anger on some online forum and made everybody completely subject to my will. Excited that they we're so easy to fool, I decided to try a smarter crowd, hence Freeones.