How did everybody find Freeones?
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lechepicha
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looking for porn, of course
a friend told me 6 months ago :glugglug:
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I came across it at the time that an old Bolivian friend Ones de Flovdegar was fitted up while crossing the border. A real brutal misscarriage of justice! I wanted to set up a site to help raise awareness of his case, I thaught long and hard and came up with the name Freeones.com, I obviously found this site when I looked at registering the name! since then I've never looked back, Ones sadly died four years ago, he apparently starved or something!?
GregCentauro
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I googled "Nothing"
I always stumble upon it while i was searching about my favorites porn stars.So I was thinking to register and contribute..
I found freeones a few years ago looking for certain pornstars on google and I think freeones pop up so I checked it out. Freeones got a lot of pornstars I was looking for also the freeones said register free so I thought why don't I join freeones so I did. Since then I found freeones was the best site to look for pornstars I want to find.
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I found FreeOnes, just surfing on the internet, I wanted to find adult forums that I can joined in. I seen this wonderful website, I just love FreeOnes.
GregCentauro
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I divided by zero.
I googled BEST SITE FUCKING EVER, and clicked on the link that said JOIN THIS SITE OR WE'LL RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL THIS KITTEN. So naturally I saved both the kitten and my mother (YES they are in order of importance) by joining the site.
See one day I got abducted by aliens that were naturally pissed off about that District 9 movie, and they said that in order for Earth to redeem itself in their eyes, I must join Freeones. So I did.
See one day I got abducted by aliens that were naturally pissed off about that District 9 movie, and they said that in order for Earth to redeem itself in their eyes, I must join Freeones. So I did.
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I searched for links from Southern Brooke and google found freeones!
Around 2005-2006 I enjoyed looking at the new galleries of Sweet Krissy, Pattycake Online, and Kate's Playground. I would always type their name in google or something and Freeones would be one of the first sites I see and knew there would be new links most likely posted.
As time went on I decided I would join and contribute back galleries for people to enjoy. I never knew about any other part of the site except what I typed in google with the name of whose links I would be sharing.
That quickly faded and I did not return until late 2008 and decided to venture forth further within the site and see what it is about. Well, make a long story short here I am and have an incredible roster of pals and gals I enjoy chatting with throughout my days! :hatsoff:
You all are great and I enjoy talking and sharing good times with you all!
As time went on I decided I would join and contribute back galleries for people to enjoy. I never knew about any other part of the site except what I typed in google with the name of whose links I would be sharing.
That quickly faded and I did not return until late 2008 and decided to venture forth further within the site and see what it is about. Well, make a long story short here I am and have an incredible roster of pals and gals I enjoy chatting with throughout my days! :hatsoff:
You all are great and I enjoy talking and sharing good times with you all!
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I just want to make clear that this previous post of mine was written in jest!
So you had to join freeones to save the earth? So is it that you didn't want to join otherwise? It that because you think you're too good for us then? Well let me tell you Mr Alien ass kisser, we might not want to be saved by some holier-than-though abductee.
I was running one day, while having a cigarette of course, and I was looking at this chick's rack walking her dog in the park. Anyway I was paying more attention to her rack that I was to my smoke jog, and I accidentally tripped over a box of porn labeled "FREE". Naturally I was a little confused as to why there was a free box of porn in the park, but I took it anyway of course. The next day I was at the same park with the hopes of finding another box of porn to trip on, but I found no such thing. Discouraged, I turned to walk away when a dirty old bum grabbed my arm and said "excuse me sir, did you take the porn tapes?" "What porn tapes?" I replied. The bum looked at me like he knew for sure I took the box of porn and said "The free ones!" I immediately punched the bum in the face and ran Forest Gump fast all the way home and immediately joined Freeones.
No no!! I had no idea what Freeones was, see. My term to stay a member was 1 day, 9 hours, 20 minutes, and 12 seconds. I stayed past that because I realized how awesome it is and that those aliens were CLEARLY on to something! PLUS, Aletta Alien is the girl in my avatar, ha ha ha!:dunno:
I found Freeones at a baseball game. I was a little hungry, and I got a box of Cracker Jacks for $12. Imagine my suprise when inside this overly-priced box of snackable Caramel Popcorn was a little Freeones Tatoo! That got me hooked. BOOM- Lifetime member.
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