Holy crap! Those are the biggest toys I've ever seen a gal take!
It reminds me of that joke from the movie Predator.
"The other day I went up to my girlfriend and said, I'd like a little pussy, she said, me too, mine is as big as a house!"
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"Other day I was going down on my girlfriend, and said, geez you got a big pussy, geez you got a big pussy. She said, why did you say that twice, I said, I didn't...