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Torre82

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I agree that most guys are all talk too. A lot of women are all talk. It bothers the hell out of me that guys do so much SO MUCH talking, because it means that when I make genuine and accurate claims such as "I'll make you explode and squirt and cum like you never came before" a girl will often say "yeah the last guy I fucked said that and he couldn't make me cum at all..." and I'm just like "just wait and see..." and she'll say "yeah, he said that too..." and I'm thinking, who are all these men who don't know what they're doing, but still make all these claims just to get the women in bed? Grrr.

Well said. Everybody has to talk up their game just to get some. And everyone else's reputation suffers.. a'course, it also speaks a great deal about how many 'damaged goods' are walking around with a stereotype for everyone.

Also.. I find that even when carpet is clean, or repeatedly so the darkening or 'stains' can still linger. Keep your windows open, and go buy some cheap talcum/gold bond from the store and pour it onto the stains to cover the smell and lighten the area. Repeat as necessary. ;) Plus.. it makes your back tingle when you have floor sex. Interesting.
 

Torre82

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Here's free advice to all of you: don't ever buy or rent a house or room that I have ever lived in or dated a girl that lived in. ;)

Fox

I dont know why it phases me.. but at this moment I never feel like renting a hotel room again. lol, I know.. I know.. a thousand people have tossed and turned on those things as-is, but something about reading a friend's comments on a similiar matter.. ;) +1 to you, bud! (or not, hafta spread it!)
 

Kelly Steele

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thats not high maintenance. that just means you are self-reliant.:)

Thank you for seeing that. It is most appreciated.

hahaha, great story! most guys are all fucking talk. i feel bad for you for sure.

It's ok...
I ended up peeing in my husband and his friend's mouths after a good DP.
They fulfilled my desires and then some.

But now the craving is gone and I 'm good for a long time now.
 
Hmmm
ill pee in the ocean
in the shower
on a tree
on a building
in a bushmaybe even in public if i'm drunk enough but in someone's mouth....

dumb and dumber
 

Kelly Steele

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Hmmm
ill pee in the ocean
in the shower
on a tree
on a building
in a bushmaybe even in public if i'm drunk enough but in someone's mouth....

dumb and dumber

Don't knock it until you try it honey.
When I worked in Hong Kong....
I did things that I never knew existed!!!

Let's just say my boundries are a little further than most.
 

dave_rhino

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Let's just say my boundries are a little further than most.

I bet Fox's are further ;)
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Don't knock it until you try it honey.
When I worked in Hong Kong....
I did things that I never knew existed!!!

Let's just say my boundries are a little further than most.

intriging! do tell! ooo, i love china. you worked there really? for how long?
 

Kelly Steele

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intriging! do tell! ooo, i love china. you worked there really? for how long?

After I was done with the United States I decided to try different things.
I worked in Hong Kong for almost a year before heading over to nagasaki japan.

We shot some pretty crazy porn there. Although it was a bit dangerous because it is still china. Hong Kong is "different" and works "different" than the rest of the country.

I would guess I did 30-50 videos there. And they were the weirdest ever.
 
After I was done with the United States I decided to try different things.
I worked in Hong Kong for almost a year before heading over to nagasaki japan.

We shot some pretty crazy porn there. Although it was a bit dangerous because it is still china. Hong Kong is "different" and works "different" than the rest of the country.

I would guess I did 30-50 videos there. And they were the weirdest ever.

Well now you've piqued my interest. What d'ya do? Please, do tell.
 

Kelly Steele

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i beg you. leave the details for pm's. :1orglaugh

At it's most basic....
Porn is considered offensive or in bad taste to either puritan groups or those that don't share the same perspective.

On a porn venue I expect to be able to discuss openly everything and anthing that occurs between *mature consenting adults*

Freedom of speech/expression means nothing if people refuse to say anything that isn't "polticially correct."

lol u know what I mean when I say dumb and dumber right? the movie......

LOL More like Numm and Numm'r.
But yes I learned to pee while riding a scooter.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
After I was done with the United States I decided to try different things.
I worked in Hong Kong for almost a year before heading over to nagasaki japan.

We shot some pretty crazy porn there. Although it was a bit dangerous because it is still china. Hong Kong is "different" and works "different" than the rest of the country.

I would guess I did 30-50 videos there. And they were the weirdest ever.

intriging still! id love to have a list if the videos are avaliable in the states. i dont own any physical videos of my own, but this would be something id like to see.
 

Torre82

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While riding a scooter.. yes, yes.. interesting. :jots down notes like Freud: Tell me about your childhood. ;)
 
Your interest I think was piqued at the beginning of the thread garçon d'or. ;)

LL:glugglug:

Mais oui M'dame, you had me at "Hot Pee", Merdi Alors!
 
At it's most basic....
Porn is considered offensive or in bad taste to either puritan groups or those that don't share the same perspective.

On a porn venue I expect to be able to discuss openly everything and anthing that occurs between *mature consenting adults*

Freedom of speech/expression means nothing if people refuse to say anything that isn't "polticially correct."

oh man, dont be so serious. i was just having a laugh at fox's expense. keep on keepin on fox. :thumbsup:
 

Kelly Steele

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oh man, dont be so serious. i was just having a laugh at fox's expense. keep on keepin on fox. :thumbsup:

Can't help be serious about that issue. When it comes to censorship I'm militant.

Afterall, I'm a pornographer and censorship threatens my livelihood.
 
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