Hot pee and men are letting me down.

[Kelly Steele]

Oh well....
Sometimes the guy is gorgeous(sp?). But when you get him naked he is hung like a gerbal. Life is full of interesting surprises like that.

Last night for example...
I met a guy who his entire fetish was "pee."
Now I'm not into drinking the stuff buy I don't mind going on someone.

And last night I found myself in the rare mood to do it.

Now this guy I was with wanted to go down on me when I had a full bladder and make me cum exploding urine into his mouth. After all the pee talk during the day and how much it turns him on... I was more than up for it.

So the towels went down on the living room floor and we went at it.

When the main event occured...
He couldn't handle it

Turns out the guy never drank pee in his life and only watched 1 or 2 videos.
He hated the taste, the smell, etc.

So I politely made an excuse I had to get up in the morning. Showed him the door and masturbated in the tub with my shower attachment.

I will never understand you men. You claim one thing but are completely something else.

 

[Torre82]

Not all of us, babe. Speaking as an American.. I can tell you the lot of us are repressed, crazy a-holes who wantonly need sex and weird crap all the time and me? I love piss. I love eating a snatch and getting a mouth..face.. nose full of the hot gush you hotties make when ya nut all over me.

Well.. with that small defense-of out of the way, I now thank you for sharing your story with us.. even if it was a letdown. Also, hey.. the smell and taste change, babe. There is nice clean..salad with coffee and biscuits pee.. and then there's chinese with bud light pee. Waking up after a long night pee.. ANYWAY!

Once again, thanks for the visual.

 

[Kelly Steele]

Not all of us, babe. Speaking as an American.. I can tell you the lot of us are repressed, crazy a-holes who wantonly need sex and weird crap all the time and me? I love piss. I love eating a snatch and getting a mouth..face.. nose full of the hot gush you hotties make when ya nut all over me.

Well.. with that small defense-of out of the way, I now thank you for sharing your story with us.. even if it was a letdown. Also, hey.. the smell and taste change, babe. There is nice clean..salad with coffee and biscuits pee.. and then there's chinese with bud light pee. Waking up after a long night pee.. ANYWAY!

Once again, thanks for the visual.

Well mine was kosher wine flavoured last night.
Oh well.....

We all have our quirks and desires from time to time.
I guess I will have to wait for that.
PS. You might want to keep watching my news site.
http://theukhardcore.com

I plan on writing up my last nights events.

 

[jod0565]

Kelly Steele[/URL][/B], post: 1011281, member: 53784"]

I will never understand you men. You claim one thing but are completely something else.

Yeah, what's wrong with you guys?

 

[Dootifull]

You claim one thing but are completely something else.

Sometimes we're not what we think we are. It's hard to see things the way they really are 100% of the time.

 

[Iamforever]

Turns out the guy never drank pee in his life and only watched 1 or 2 videos.
He hated the taste, the smell, etc.



I will never understand you men. You claim one thing but are completely something else.

ill bet he did hate it. lets face it, piss isnt for drinking.

you may think that men are hard to understand, but in reality we are the simplest of creatures. most of us do know exactly what we want. now women on the other hand.....

 

[dave_rhino]

I will never understand you men..

Haha, thats funny coming from a woman.

We make more sense than females.

We are just idiots, thats all.

(Good story though hopefully the next guy will be more of a pee-pro)

 

[rebeccalover707]

Honestly, I don't know why other guys do that to girls. Yeah, there are some strange men/women who actually like urine, but it's really just not right.

 

[sexmadwife]

My man has no problem with me peeing on his face and in his mouth. We don't do it all the time mind you!

 

[tunsty]

I hate to raise the level of this conversation, but I like to pee in a toilet...then flush.:hatsoff:

 

[Iamforever]

sometimes the sink serves well too.:thumbsup:

 

[pickles&cumquat]

i peed once on a girl in the hot tub of a hotel when no one was around......intially she thought SHE would be turned on by it, but by the time my warm piss splashed her face for a few seconds i think reality hit her and welll, that was the end of that.

didn't do much for me either , i must confess....

i prefer riding crops

 

[Renegade1Oh]

Hey Kelly, don't judge ALL us guy's by last night's fiasco!!! See, ya went after a "10"! Ya got to try out some 8's & 9's!!! Like us guy's here on the board. We know how to treat a Lady!!! Flowers, Candy, Dinner And A Movie, and maybe some cuddling and ???????? But, sadly, some of us are Dawg's, Beer & a Sandwich, then Wam Bam Thank Ya Mamm, and a tilt of the hat as we go out the door!!! OOOOP's, I think I see myself in both!!!! Where's Fox when we need him!!!! Oh, Kelly why did you hang that poor little Gerbel??? I bet that little sucker got out of his cage one tooooo many times!!! Up here we have Snakes, you gals have to watch out for them, some can get quite large!!!! Take Care Girl!!! :wave2:

 

[Melroy]

peeing in the pool is as far as I'll go

 

[shaotaim]

is R.Kelly Master P???

hehehehe

when i´m out next time i´ll try that strategy, tellin that it turns me on when she pees on me... and when i get this girl, then my word is bond and i´ll go through that.

 

[SeraphiM]

Hey I give you an A+ Plus for indulging his fantasy,

but unfortunately it turned out like most fantasies do...

Not what you expect.

Have you ever had a similar experience?

 

[Red Spyder]

Kelly Steele[/URL][/B], post: 1011281, member: 53784"]I will never understand you men. You claim one thing but are completely something else.

This coming from a woman? :rofl:

 

[Torre82]

High maintenance, bud.

 

[Kelly Steele]

High maintenance, bud.

I guess then it's a good thing that I'm well off.
Because if I waited for someone else to maintain me....
I would have starved long ago.

 

[Iamforever]

Kelly Steele[/URL][/B], post: 1013106, member: 53784"]I guess then it's a good thing that I'm well off.
Because if I waited for someone else to maintain me....
I would have starved long ago.

thats not high maintenance. that just means you are self-reliant.