ok, so this ho, wanted me to watch three "horror" movies she had with her. She told me she had bought them at the flea market, so I'm already thinking, ok, these have to be banned in the U.S. After watching the last one, I can see that one banned. They are:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibal_Holocaust
Cannibal Holocaust... what can I say about a shitbox? Ok, I don't need a retard with shit in his hands, walking up to me, asking me what's is this.... I know what it is, I know that we civilized people are the real monsters. I know societies breeds a lot of psychos, loners, anti-social half wits. The problem I had with this film is that it's old and way too late trying to scare me with something I already know :/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyrs_(film)
Martyrs... well this one was a bit more entertaining. except for the fucking end!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Serbian_Film
A Serbian Film... What The Fuck!! ok, this wasn't scary, it was plain fucking sick. This movie took a piece of my soul and that is rare. A movie like this is true scary because it is happening to someone right now as I type this, and there is nothing thats going to save them.
In conclusion, after seeing these flicks, America makes shitty horror movies. Foreign horror flicks is where it's at.
When I first started working as a dialysis tech, I volunteered as a firefighter. My first call was a traffic accident. The call was that a family in one van were killed, the drunk was alive in his car, but was trapped inside. When we got there they asked me to get the bodies out of the van. I saw a toddler split vertically. I quit 2 days later. Firefighters see true horror. Thats why I laugh at horror movies now.
