I belive there is law of diminishing returns on optical forgiveness and stripe manufacturing which protects this particular outfit from the laws of visual annomolys (sp). In other words if this outfit were a larger size on a larger person the 'sexy' rule would no longer apply...it stops at like size 6. Spandex and Lycra have usually found ways around these laws but we ought to consider a bill or something even anicidotes (sp) to adopt similiar to trying to get people to stop wearing white after labor day....any suggestions as to what these should be?
My first one would be...if the material makes a groaning noise when being put on for the first time....step away!...Not sure how to condense that. Maybe "if your clothes groan, loan them to a smaller friend!