RichardNailder
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I was just messaging a girl I met on facebut who has become a chat friend and a sexy little tease and I'm just a little itty bitty bischen medicated so after totally fucking up my German I put it in Google to see how it translated because that's what she does when ever I tease her in German.
Here's the string that I sent:
and this is what Google claims I said:
Holy bread Krummelschen Gretel, I think of you in a very nasty way.
And I'd always liked you so very tenderly nibble.
nibble. My spelling sucks.
But "suck" is not always Schlim.
And "sucked to be" is always best!
The question is..........
Do I get laid?
or
Do I get made?
Here's the string that I sent:
Heilege Brotkrummelschen Gretel, Ich denke an dir in eine gantz versaute weg.......
Und Ich wurde dich so gern immer sehr zaertlich vernashen.
vernaschen. My spelling sucks.
Aber "saugen" is nicht immer schlim
Und "gesaugt zu werden" ist immer am besten!
and this is what Google claims I said:
Holy bread Krummelschen Gretel, I think of you in a very nasty way.
And I'd always liked you so very tenderly nibble.
nibble. My spelling sucks.
But "suck" is not always Schlim.
And "sucked to be" is always best!
The question is..........
Do I get laid?
or
Do I get made?