Hiding porn use: Does you wife/girlfriend know who much you cum?

doggystylz84

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Cum all ways will give you away. If you wanked earlier in the day, that night when it's time to cum on her ass, you're cum shot will be weak. Does your girl even notice?

Only way to hide it is to wear a condom but that's lame....
 
Who cares. If I wanna jerk off, I'll fucking jerk off. I don't give a shit what my fucking girlfriend thinks.
 

PirateKing

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Why would I be with someone who gets mad at me for jacking off? Jacking off is the least she would need to worry about.
 
I've never had a girlfriend who said, "Your cumshot better be better next time, none of that weak shit like last time...stop masturbating before we have sex."

Be a fucking man about it anyway and just cum inside of her, don't do any of that pussy ass pullout shit.
 
I generally wake her up by shooting my load on her after she's gone to bed and I masturbate for hours.

She finds it endearing.

Damn, no. That's my cat.
 

PirateKing

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I tend to last longer if I do it beforehand anyways. I think between bigger cum shots and lasting longer, the gf would probably prefer the latter.
 
Just cum in her eyes. Once you've temporarily blinded her enough times I think caring about how much jizz you produce really isn't going to bother her.

Unless you just blind her permanently? That'll solve all of your problems.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
Why would you need to jerk off if you have a girlfriend anyway? ...a wife is a different story, though.
 
Why would you need to jerk off if you have a girlfriend anyway? ...a wife is a different story, though.

That's a valid point. You're just not getting laid enough. Your girlfriend sucks.
 
Shag her from behind, pull out and spit on her back. She won't notice the difference.

Faking orgasms isn't an exclusive right to womanhood! I want equality, goddammit!
 
Cum all ways will give you away. If you wanked earlier in the day, that night when it's time to cum on her ass, you're cum shot will be weak. Does your girl even notice?

Only way to hide it is to wear a condom but that's lame....

When time comes and you have a gf who will welcome you into her bed, you will learn the crushing truth that seldom will a woman welcome you to ejaculate on her body, or let you do pretty much anything that you saw in "Asses of Fire- The Sequel".

Nor does the amount of cum you shoot, match that of the seasoned veterans. I cried for days when I discovered Peter North was a man on a pedestal and my tiny load did not match his.

If anything, be proud of the day you are able to remove you shorts without cumming in them upon seeing a naked girl in front of you. Its okay, it happened to me long ago, after that my mum started locking the bathroom door.

In my case, the girl I'll be marrying was a virgin, so luckily her expectations were limited. Her knowledge of porn, was and still is limited. My own enjoyment of it has gone since knowing an actual womans touch is sooo much better than a sly tug to a glossy picture.
 
Why would anybody be beating themselves off when they are going to be doing it with their lady later on that night anyhow? It just seems sad somebody can't wait that long.
 
Some girls don't like it, others find it hot. Current gf has no problem with is as long as I have something for her later ;)
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
If I had either I would assume they would be into porn so no there would be no reason to hide it.
 
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