Hi I'm Wendy Summers and this is me nekkid...

[Wendy Summers]

Yarrr! I be the dread pirate wendy and I'm here to skuttle yer booty with me long gun. Who be walkin' me plank?

 

[Wendy Summers]

It's my patriotic duty to stroke this star spangled banner until I see fireworks. You want some of my Apple pie?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Look at me getting a talking to for acting like a slut. What do YOU do with naughty tranny sluts?

 

[Wendy Summers]

It's all about the cosmic love and stuff. How about you show some love all along MY watchtower?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Hands up, pants down! I learned this little trick from Captain Kirk. You ever heard of a Vulcan cock meld?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Admit it, I'd have made such a better Peg Bundy. But that's not air my "head" is full of.

 

[Wendy Summers]

Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling "pole arms"?

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Conan has nothing on me! All the boys will fear my Wangus Kahn! Now, how good are you at handling "pole arms"?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Do you boys know how hard it is to fit a throbbing cock into workout shorts? Maybe I can get of you to "spot" me.

 

[Wendy Summers]

Help! Some big, strong men broke into my place and took advantage of little me. Now who's cumming to my rescue?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Ugh, I need to score soon or I'll be in Love. http://******/vxaxr Where's a ball boy when you need one?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Zod is defenseless before the might of the aliens' massive "head". What shall our intrepid heroine do now?

 

[Wendy Summers]

This year I'm going to catch Santa and show him what a bad girl I've been. Maybe you can stuff my stocking next?

 

[Wendy Summers]

That's right, I'm legit now! I'm getting a gold clock to hand around my cock! You want some of my Flava Flav?

 

[Wendy Summers]

Nothing gets my juices flowing like a rock hard cock plowing my ass. Maybe you'd like to sow some "seed"?

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Nothing gets my juices flowing like a rock hard cock plowing my ass. Maybe you'd like to sow some "seed"?

 

[Wendy Summers]

I bet Lucy never did this for you Charlie Brown. Don’t worry, I wont pull my balls away.

 

[Wendy Summers]

Oh Stark, I've got some steel for you! You think an arc reactor is powerful, see what I fill you up with.

 

[Wendy Summers]

This was just a taste of things to cum. I didn't want him to get "a head" of himself.

 

[Wendy Summers]

Come here worm! If you polish my boots well, I'll let you polish something else... Now, who's a good boy?

 

[Wendy Summers]

I've been working on a new spell. With a wave of my wang- er, wand I can turn you into a good little cock sucker.

 

[Wendy Summers]

My new masseuse knows how to get all those deep sore spots! Any of you boys have some babyoil?