Hey Perverts, Who's Turkey Are You Gonna Perspire On The Day After Tomorrow And Will You Proudly Be Wearing Your Freeones T-Shirt While Perspiring?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Happy Thanksgiving to all you fellow degenerate fucks especially the liars who claim to log in just for the articles. Choke on that, Slapnuts, and have a nice day the day after tomorrow. Not saving room for pie is now considered rude.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

My wife and I are staying home. She's making a small turkey, and stuffing. Bob Evans mashed taters, and some other veg. But what's most important is, I get to stay home, wear sweats, and a ratty sweat shirt, and I don't have to watch what I say, because of "little ears". Don't get me wrong, the whole family is great, but being stuffed into one house, with all of them at once can drive a man to eat a bunch of edibles just to tolerate.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I buy a Thanksgiving Dinner Package from a nice grocery store around me then hand everything to my mother-in-law when I get home so she takes care of the preparation. We have people over so I can wear a King's Crown while walking around barefoot. I will be perspiring all over the Turkey as I carve it at home.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Alright you buncha lecherous heathens, what's the deal about tomorrow? Any relatives you dread seeing? It's always fun to discuss politics at the Holidays knowing more than 83% of the people there disagree then you remind them it is far better to wear a tin foil hat than a dunce cap.

 

[assari]

I could eat a big turkey if it was a marine animal. (wtf)

 

[Supafly]

What about wearing your FreeOnes tees!

Come on, snap some selfiesm share the pics! (You can patch a bar over your eyes etc, I just want to see you rocking the gear.

I will make a pic tomorrow, present all my physical beauty

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

What about wearing your FreeOnes tees!

Come on, snap some selfiesm share the pics! (You can patch a bar over your eyes etc, I just want to see you rocking the gear.

I will make a pic tomorrow, present all my physical beauty

I was kidding. No one with any integrity, self-esteem, or the ability to get laid in a whorehouse without Warren Buffett's bank numbers tattooed on their forehead would be caught dead wearing a Freeones T-Shirt.

 

[Supafly]

I disagree