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Hey ladies...how much would it cost me to do you?

How much would it cost for you to fuck off and not come back?

Dude you seriously need therapy....given what I know about you I'll bet this is a pretty close depiction of what you look like right now.
slob_on_computer.jpg


Now go away weirdo!
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Dude you seriously need therapy....given what I know about you I'll bet this is a pretty close depiction of what you look like right now. Now go away weirdo!

Thanks for posting a picture of your dad. You still haven't posted one of yourself. Scared, I'm sure.
 

Yeah, what was I thinking!
It is pretty retarded of me to think that a chick that fucks groups of fat, gross, hairy old men on camera in front of a crew of drug addicts and convicts would actually, even for a second consider my offering.
Oh, and I'm sure all those chicks that hog themselves out with huge dildos and broadcast it across the net for a few hundred bucks draw the line in the sand right there...they wouldn't dare stoop so low and fuck some good looking dude in private for a couple of grand....I'm such a dumbass!
 
Thanks for posting a picture of your dad. You still haven't posted one of yourself. Scared, I'm sure.

You're right...I'm scared you'd beat yourself of to it
I'm gonna go back to ignoring your dumbass now....take care and good luck weirdo.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
You're right...I'm scared you'd beat yourself of to it
I'm gonna go back to ignoring your dumbass now....take care and good luck weirdo.

I would beat myself "of" to it? :1orglaugh

You're act a little too similar to some other posters we've had, like "PhucaLottaPuss" isn't your first account. Whose sock puppet are you?
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
Yeah, what was I thinking!
It is pretty retarded of me to think that a chick that fucks groups of fat, gross, hairy old men on camera in front of a crew of drug addicts and convicts would actually, even for a second consider my offering.
Oh, and I'm sure all those chicks that hog themselves out with huge dildos and broadcast it across the net for a few hundred bucks draw the line in the sand right there...they wouldn't dare stoop so low and fuck some good looking dude in private for a couple of grand....I'm such a dumbass!


Hey - no one on my crew is a drug addict or convict! :dunno:
 

SpexyAshleigh

Official Checked Star Member
I'm gonna answer this seriously. I don't escort, and never have, but to change that it'd have to be a life changing amount of money. And to me, nothing short of 1 million is life changing. I want to be set. But of course this is all hypothetical because I'm not even sure I could do it...but if I thought I could...at LEAST a mill is what it'd take.
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/briana-lee said:
Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7085370, member: 586426"]Ok, no lies....it would cost you the following:


$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01




a minute....

I'll give him a discount, I'll take about 3 zeros off...
 
I'm gonna answer this seriously. I don't escort, and never have, but to change that it'd have to be a life changing amount of money. And to me, nothing short of 1 million is life changing. I want to be set. But of course this is all hypothetical because I'm not even sure I could do it...but if I thought I could...at LEAST a mill is what it'd take.
Spexy, I know you'd definitely fuck a baby out of you with a big cock for $80 mil :D
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
Classless?
in this forum....hahahahaha
Yeah, I shouldn't have posted this in such a classy place....hahahaha
I should save these types of questions for the Nickelodeon forum huh?

Just because this forum is mainly dedicated to porn does preclude it or the posters from being classy.
Some of the posters are pretty classless, but there are quite a number that are respectful and have class.
There are other porn forums out there that may cater more to your classlessness.
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/briana-lee said:
Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7085370, member: 586426"]Ok, no lies....it would cost you the following:


$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.01


a minute....
Lmao, I don't think I could even afford to look at your pics
 
Spexy, I know you'd definitely fuck a baby out of you with a big cock for $80 mil :D

:facepalm: Dude, you need to either get over your penile fixation, or come out of the closet already. Your schtick is about as amusing as Jsmoothpa's schtick.
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
:facepalm: Dude, you need to either get over your penile fixation, or come out of the closet already. Your schtick is about as amusing as Jsmoothpa's schtick.

Don't say "schtick", you'll only encourage him. :nono:
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
Damn! I'm a little short on cash. Could anyone lend me a penny?

And, yes, it would only take me a minute :tongue:

Haha!

sounds like one hell of a minute!

It would blow your mind!! ;)

Yeah, what was I thinking!
It is pretty retarded of me to think that a chick that fucks groups of fat, gross, hairy old men on camera in front of a crew of drug addicts and convicts would actually, even for a second consider my offering.
Oh, and I'm sure all those chicks that hog themselves out with huge dildos and broadcast it across the net for a few hundred bucks draw the line in the sand right there...they wouldn't dare stoop so low and fuck some good looking dude in private for a couple of grand....I'm such a dumbass!

:troll2:

I'll give him a discount, I'll take about 3 zeros off...

That much?! Wow now that's an offer!! Go for it Phucalottaass or whatever your name is.....

Lmao, I don't think I could even afford to look at your pics

:D Nah, pics are cheap but if you wanna handle the goods it's gonna cost you! Hehe!
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 7086231, member: 114093"]I'll give him a discount, I'll take about 3 zeros off...
I thought you had to pay for it?
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/briana-lee said:
Briana Lee[/URL][/B], post: 7087489, member: 586426"]


It would blow your mind!! ;)

i'd sure hope so! after blowing that much money in a minute i would want to be rendered clinically insane and deemed unfit to work and be a government funded crazy for life haha :D
 

Briana Lee

Official Checked Star Member
i'd sure hope so! after blowing that much money in a minute i would want to be rendered clinically insane and deemed unfit to work and be a government funded crazy for life haha :D

It's happened before....just ask my ex! ;)
 
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