Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Heck no for me! I'll give her a peck on the forehead or a kiss on the cheek near her ear. I've been told that my goop tastes like anchovy paste and ladies have complained about getting acid reflux after eating it. Even if my goop tasted like Häagen-Dazs French Vanilla Ice Cream it's something intended for a lady to eat and I don't want any smeared on me.
