Here's A Pic Of My Girlfriend

[jod0565]

The best part is that she does what I say!
...

 

[Christa]

Lol

 

[jod0565]

Oh, and she's a cheap date, too!

 

[edirons22]

This looks like my girlfriend too :yesyes:

 

[cl0ckw0rkman]

i wonder if her sister is the one that keeps waking me up at night??

 

[Nevare]

I've found miss right... or left perhaps

 

[StanScratch]

Remind me not to high five you after a hot date.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I should tell you, your girlfriend has been cheating on you with me.

She's amazing in the sack. I didn't know anal fisting could be like that...

 

[robsfaves]

Miss Michigan?

 

[Montrealman]

High Five Jod!!

Uh, on second thought....

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah... the ignorance of youth, just you wait. Soon that bitch'll be at your ear demanding you wash it after you've taken a dump. Nagging you to cut your nails, scoop out all of that grit underneath them; wanting to be taken to the nail salon so it can get a manicure to look nice for "you" when we all know it's never for you, as they say it is. Then, after a while you'll be pressured into putting a ring on it and knocking out some little hands, moving into a bigger place.

Fuck that!

You're better off with one of these:

 

[Juiceman]

what's her name....Rosie Palm?

 

[Rane1071]

She's a keeper Jod

 

[maildude]

Gotta hand it to you...:banana:

 

[jod0565]

Every now and I have to shave her.

 

[Tittyman5000]

So she hold's your PP when you pee, wipe's your ass when you shit, feeds you, wipes tears and jerks you off too? Damn bro she's a keeper!

 

[GodsEmbryo]

So... if your left hand is holding your right hand, is she cheating on you?

 

[Member442]

Congrats:dunno: My hand is better! If you don't believe me ask Dirk. He knows.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Congrats:dunno: My hand is better! If you don't believe me ask Dirk. He knows.

:yesyes: