Help Your Local OSCM! MY BOOBS NEED HELP!

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
Your boobs DO NEED HELP! My help! ;)

QUICK, UNDRESS! I must give them mouth to mouth resusci... um.. mouth to TIT resuscitation!

::lick lick slather slather nom nom nom bewbiez tits yum::

Ahem.. let this be a lesson to you.. know your boobies-CPR, folks. You never know when a chick will ask for help with her tits. Why if I had a dollar for every time some chick DID need my help.... ::thinks::

.. there was that time, and then behind the...

...divided by pi.. round it up to impress the menfolk..


... yeah, twice.
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member
I preface this with the following. I have met and respect Tera, I know of and respect April Storm. I had dinner with the people at Booble last year and I love those guys and think the world of the person who set it up.

That being said, I feel like the guy in Braveheart except I am a girl. You know the scene... where Mel fought against tough odds but had belief, all sucked out when he found out he was being done in from the inside.... so here is the info...

I was pretty proud of myself. Running in the best boobles competition and winning. That is winning over every single adult starlet out there and winning over every other plastic surgeon's idea of amazing boobles out there. In the last couple of days I took a lot of push from Tera Patrick & her publicity team April Storm in the last few days etc... I mean, they got and were getting a lot of votes. She is by far a more popular and well known porn star that I. I am really up against a machine designed to make a 'star' look like a 'star'. How crazy of me to think I could win such a contest. To combat all that star power I started working insane hours getting support.
Still - it is Tera Patrick right? What chance was there if the powers that be wanted boxcoverTera over internet Sticky Vicky?

However, this 43 year old Milf had a few things up her sleeve that the powers that be in the adult industry did not count on

- the Vette Nation Army. Yes, two years ago I went all internet. A really old (by porn standards) age to be going into the digital age. It could have been a disaster, since it is not easy to do things live and up close (heaven forbid you see the pimple on my ***).


- a funny thing happened on the way to the forum..... a small band of disaffected people started calling themselves the Vette Nation Army. God knows why, but I went with it. I figured, if it was campy, fun and done with humor it would be all things that porn is not these days. I soon found a bunch of folks who were all more than happy to 'enlist' in the Vette Nation - folks around the world tired of being spoon fed plastic, phoney sex or sex where you knew it was more painful and displeasurable for the girl than not. I liked to think of Vickyathome as the one place on the internet you could count on for ripping good sex and a place true lovers of fun adult stuff could congregate.


- somehow, the Vette Nation Army spead all over the internet.
Maybe it was the fact that sex was fun, the stuff on camera unscripted, or just all the corny jokes about 'privates' and 'rear guard'

- somehow my boobs were on top of the world against the Number 1 adult star in the world with a list of awards my mother would be proud of if she approved of me being in adult

- somehow I was leading by about 1800 votes, and Tera's bulletins on Myspace no longer pulling large numbers.


- somehow at 1.58 am last night, all the people around the internet who call themselves the 'VNA' had by 43 year old boobles winning over someone featured on the latest hottest generation X products out there.


At 1.58, with almost no action going on '600 votes' exactly got added to Tera's vote tally. A few minutes later, after I pointed out with a MySpace bulletin that Booble has David Copperfield working for them. A few minutes later Tera's Team put out a bulletin thanking the 'fans around the world.' I looked at Booble's page and saw that on the page Booble is sponsored by Tera with an ad.


So I now know how Mel Gibson felt. I now know that even if I sit in a coffee shop in Atlanta for 12 hours like I did yesterday, sending numbing and annoying bulletins, and rousing people all over the internet, that it is likely not enough. The powers that be do not want the VNA to win folks.


So I asked a few folks on Myspace last night if I should simply call it a day, quit, and move on to more enjoyable things like having sex. To a man they told me asked me to 'not surrender' and to not lay down my arms. It was ok to be putting in those hours when everyone is on the same battle field but if the deck is stacked, how can I make you guys go through all that?

So I need your input Vette Nation..... comment my page or write me:

- put down our arms and leave the battle field?
- continue to the last man even though it is likely a losing battle?
- move on to things other than my friendly coffee shop?

or

- make those folks work harder for a title than they ever have?

WHAT SAY YE?
http://www. vote4vette. com?

xo
Vicky
 

Aces&Jacks

Retired Mod
I say continue to fight the good fight. Wage war against "the man" and his powers of corruption and deceit. Let it be known that you will not bow down to the machine no matter how overwhelming the odds are against you. You are the People's champion. Fight for the People. Persevere for the People. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member
I say continue to fight the good fight. Wage war against "the man" and his powers of corruption and deceit. Let it be known that you will not bow down to the machine no matter how overwhelming the odds are against you. You are the People's champion. Fight for the People. Persevere for the People. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!


After a lot of thought, I have decided to make them work for every single vote or cheat to beat me. I am enlisting every branch of the VNA to help out on the internet and Freeones is an important one to me...

If I am going down.... I figure I should go down with class.... so live camshow tomorrow at 6pm est to pick up a few votes... going down...

'Im off to pick a fight'..... vote as much as you can http://www.vote4vette.com
xo
Vicky
:nanner::hatsoff:
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member

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Entertaining drama that was a good read.

Consider me a new soldier in the Vette Nation Army.

I'll go watch Cheating Housewives and Big Wet Asses 3 as boot camp.
 
Definently won my vote, I liked reading ur story and im tellin all my friends to give u there vote, but in the mean time do u think we can get a few more pix?? Luv ya vicky!
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member
I've been voting once a day. If you told us what their cookie looked like to prevent multiple votes in a day, you could get more votes ;-)

I dont know.... here is a joke & vote...

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
http://ww.vote4vette.com :rolleyes:
 

Vicky Vette

Official Checked Star Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/vicky-vette said:
Vicky Vette[/URL][/B], post: 2439764, member: 99191"]oops.... :eek:
here is the battle field...
Vicky Vette 10,037
Tera Patrick 9,791
Two voting links....
http://www.vote4vette.com
and http://fansigns.booble.com/?entry_id=4

The lead is slim folks.... I am also is up against 220,000 of Tera Patricks closest friends at Myspace (I have 17,500) so I need you guys to kick in.... thanks!
VOTE PLEASE

I just voted again. Here's an old racing truism you might enjoy:
"Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill, every time." ;-)
 
Ironically ...

Ironically I would have voted for the original Tera Patrick (before her boob job). I mean, I spanked a lot to her virtual sex (especially the reverse cowgirl scene).

But now that Tera Patrick has "done" herself (especially favoring blond, although I've seen her brunette in newer sets too, but not hte same), I have to vote for Vicky. You're the hotter blonde and figure by far.

Just being honest, as always.
 
That, and ...

Oh, I forgot my other, major reason ...

You bang the shit out of your husband.
I love your love and I'm happy that you share it with us.

I love it when one woman makes one bastard one of the luckiest guys on the planet.
Blessed is the man who discovers his ultimate lover.
 
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