Help, I’m addicted to porn

Lucky you're not a pr0n addict !!!!! :ban:

Srsly , would you prefer HEROIN ??
 

L3ggy

Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Help, I love Wolves!!!!


P.S Oh wait! That's not bad :D
 

thexflash

PORN FIRST!
I am indeed an addict. I watch porn any chance I get, a porno is always on at my home when I'm home alone. In the car or on the bus I often listen to porn podcasts, and porn is on my mind 24/7.
The thing is though, I take it for what it is and don't apply it to other aspects of life. If I hook up with a chick it's not like I'm suddenly shoving my cock up her ass or throatfuck her and cumspray her face. I also don't catcall sexy dressed girls in the streets.
Sexism and sexuality is two different things my friends.
I am also a big MMA fan, but that doesn't make me punch people in the face. I am also a big fan of music. That doesn't make me burn churches because I like metal, nor does it make me shoot people because I like gangsta rap.
My addiction is nothing but healthy because it only makes me happy.
God bless Porn! :)

In bold are the ones that fit me.

1. You find yourself using a great deal of porn;

2. You often look at porn rather than other things that are not porn;

3. You call in sick to work so you can look at porn;

4. You look at porn while at work;


5. You apply for and take a job where looking at porn is a requirement;

6. You hide your porn habit from your friends and family;


7. You no longer feel the need to hide your porn habit from friends and family;

8. You find yourself reading porn at a funeral;

9. You read porn at the funeral of a man whom you killed for his porn;

10. You have paid for internet porn.

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 I've called in sick because I've felt worn and torn, and then spent my day watching porn, but never called in sick only to watch porn.

4 Only pornstars Instagram-accounts, and that has been during lunch breaks etc.

5 My life-long dream is to somehow be in the porn-biz, so yes. But still I'm not there...

6 Yes

7 I long for the day. I will probably keep it a secret to my family, but at some point I must break it to my friends, and then I'll know who my true friends are.

8 No!

9 Haha! Maybe one day when the internet collapse and went have to rely on physical porn again.

10 Yes, of course.
 
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