Hello FreeOnes

[Phülbert]

this is NOT Mariah posting this so you can get that shit outta your head. I say what I have to say as me. no need to play stupid games but so far I agree, this is better than the other Philbert.

Thank you very much. And I am really not Mariah

 

[alexpnz]

Ok, looks like you guys are mistaking me with some other people

How about a nice pair of tits to lighten up the situation

How about lighting up the situation with some beautiful breasts:

I am sorry, but I don't know what you are talking about. Why should it be childish to say hello?

Here is a pic for you, you should relax:

How about you relax and lighten up the situation by jumping off a fucking bridge? :hatsoff:

 

[humperbink]

Oh good, for a moment I thought you were Philbert. In case you don't know, Philbert is the worst person alive. Glad you're not him. Welcome to freeones!

 

[Philbert]

Oh good, for a moment I thought you were Philbert. In case you don't know, Philbert is the worst person alive. Glad you're not him. Welcome to freeones!

"Anyway, don't feel bad- I'm 32 and never had sex either. The truth is, I don't want to. . My life is, not bragging or anything, awesome being single and I wouldn't want to tarnish it with the after effects of sex or being with a woman. I also wouldn't want to pay for sex either. Seems really wrong to do that.

My cumshot love is probably different from most. The only way for me to come to terms and complete my sexual urge for women to a maximum degree is to see them with cum on their faces. Not just cumshots- a maximum orgasm pertaining to whatever sexual fantasy is on my mind at the given time. It's like I'm thinking "You are SO hot, I must cum harder... harder... HARDER damn it! and then, I cum!" And then I realize I can handle her hotness until the sexual feelings return the next day (sometimes two days)."

I found a date night pic of Humpernever...there were a lot of clues in his posts.
He's the real "worst person alive"; I just couldn't accept a false title that I haven't earned.
I understand he dumped his Oprah Blow Up Girlfriend for this [I)White[/I] Blow Up floozy...what a racist!

:rofl2:

 

[humperbink]

That Oprah blow up girlfriend joke didn't make sense/wasn't funny the first time you used it, and it's really boring and makes even less sense the 4th time you've used it. Move out of your mom's basement, leave the computer behind, get a life and you won't get the urge to make new accounts to try and cover the fact you're ashamed of the person you are.

 

[Philbert]

That Oprah blow up girlfriend joke didn't make sense/wasn't funny the first time you used it, and it's really boring and makes even less sense the 4th time you've used it. Move out of your mom's basement, leave the computer behind, get a life and you won't get the urge to make new accounts to try and cover the fact you're ashamed of the person you are.

I wince at your just pitiful postings...you're such a pathetic dweeb, and you don't get it.
We don't have basements here, stupid.
So...you think I made a new account? Why are you being that stupid? Hmmmm...
My guess is for sympathy...how's it feel to have the cool kids still laughing at you after all these years?:rofl2:


(PS: I love myself just like I am...it's you I feel almost sorry for.)

 

[humperbink]

You post so many Oprah pictures, I'm beginning to think you're showing off your personal collection.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

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[luis1972]

Hello on board

 

[lynkoslynx.1]

Your worst and least funny episode... back to the drawing board.

 

[Philbert]

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I'm glad I was able to bring you some joy...

I only had a general description to go on, and it may not actually be Humpernever... but I have a more likely photo of his love interest if it's not.
He's quite a guy, I'll bet he breaks a lot of Latex hearts

.

 

[bobjustbob]

That Oprah blow up girlfriend joke didn't make sense/wasn't funny the first time you used it, and it's really boring and makes even less sense the 4th time you've used it. Move out of your mom's basement, leave the computer behind, get a life and you won't get the urge to make new accounts to try and cover the fact you're ashamed of the person you are.

To be 100% totally honest, I have never seen that Oprah blow-up doll before. That is funny shit for SO many reasons. Thank you Phil.

 

[humperbink]

Oh I think I get it now- since I don't want to have sex with a real girl, I'm supposed to find blow up dolls appealing. Ooooh. It's been so many years since I heard these type of high school jokes I'd forgotten all about them. The man in the picture doesn't resemble me at all and instead resembles someone who spends their days sheltered and shy to the point he believes a blow up doll is comparable to a real woman, which clearly isn't me.

I think it's clear that Philbert's frequent mention of blow up dolls means he has plenty of them stored in his bedroom. Otherwise he wouldn't be so knowledgeable about them.

 

[DOA82]

Has anyone noticed "Phulbert" joined the day after Raimmi closed his account?

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?440413-raimmi Closed his account 27/08/2013

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?798735-Ph%FClbert Joined the board 28/08/2013

Would a mod run an I.P check on that?

 

[bobjustbob]

Has anyone noticed "Phulbert" joined the day after Raimmi closed his account?

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?440413-raimmi Closed his account 27/08/2013

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?798735-Ph%FClbert Joined the board 28/08/2013

Would a mod run an I.P check on that?

I think I'd like to make a bet on this. I think Phulbert is the alter ego of Philbert. Phulbert was created by Philbert and Raimmi is gone. Will you give me odds DOA?

 

[DOA82]

I think I'd like to make a bet on this. I think Phulbert is the alter ego of Philbert. Phulbert was created by Philbert and Raimmi is gone. Will you give me odds DOA?

Gonna be pretty long on the alter ego odds, but being a dupe of Raimmi? 5 will get you 10

 

[bobjustbob]

Gonna be pretty long on the alter ego odds, but being a dupe of Raimmi? 5 will get you 10

I'll take it. I'll also offer the same that Raimmi isn't traced back here for...how many months? Make the offer.

 

[Philbert]

I think I'd like to make a bet on this. I think Phulbert is the alter ego of Philbert. Phulbert was created by Philbert and Raimmi is gone. Will you give me odds DOA?

I don't know how to üse the ümlaut (ü) option on my laptop...but I'd like to take some of that Raimmi action...püt me down for $100 in FreeOnes Bücks.

Fück yeah, 2 to 1 odds are a sweet thing where I'm sitting...

 

[Phülbert]

Has anyone noticed "Phulbert" joined the day after Raimmi closed his account?

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?440413-raimmi Closed his account 27/08/2013

http://board.freeones.com/member.php?798735-Ph%FClbert Joined the board 28/08/2013

Would a mod run an I.P check on that?

Looks like someone is using his great detective skills, why are you even caring who I am or who I am not?

In all your posts I have seen so far, you seem to act like a grumpy old manner who is alwys complaining about the neighbours children

Grümpy cat:

 

[Phülbert]

By the way, I am in.

I bet that I am an alter ego of DOA82