Heidi Klum just divorced Seal... here's your chance guys!

DuanCulo

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Unless you can give me the 1998/1999 SI Swimsuit version of Heidi Klum, I'll pass. That bitch has been plowed through too many times now. She's way past her prime.

And here's what really irks me: she could have had any guy on the planet, and she fucking chose Seal. He might be the ugliest sumbitch on the planet. Either he has an unbelievable personality... or a really huge dick. I'm going with the latter.

I think Seal is a real great guy and all, but take a look at who gave her her first child:

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Yeah, that's Flavio Briatore.

Ugliest couple in the history or humanity. That's the same statement I left on Huff and they censored
me. Fuck them.




Pretty sure that's why she was "attracted" to him. In fact I understand she stated something of the sort in an article. Congratulations Heidi, you're a whore.

I'll apologize for all the MILF fans out there, but she's almost 40 and has 4 children...just imagine what her pussy looks like. Does she have any daughters?

I used to like her but shes been damaged goods for a while now, but I still remember the good ol days lol

Why is this big news? Anyways no thanks.

^ these. if she's gonna give me on a silver platter then i'm gonna take it, but no way am i working for it (dates, romantic gestures etc.) or worse wifing her up. she's still attractive but way past prime
 

SabrinaDeep

Official Checked Star Member
Come on guys, show us your pictures. And since she seems to have a big tunnel between her legs, according to you, let us also know what the heck are you doing on a porn forum.
You need to study some anatomy or to finally get the chance to experience a close up pussy view in the flesh. Given how hot and beautiful you are compared to Briatore and how little you know about a pussy, makes me suspect that maybe you yould prefer to take your chances with Seal :stir:
 
Even for a stereotype slut, going for a haggard, old, ugly, rich cunt, purely for money. Heidi really lowered her fucking standards, being impregnated by that mong criminal asshole Briatore. While there may've been a time where she approached Claudia Schiffer's greatness, she really must be a clapped out bitch deep down.
 
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