Heidi Klum just divorced Seal... here's your chance guys!

[zdenka]

She's FINALLY Single after a decade, and 3 children. I'll be first in line. Anyone next? sign up here hehe

 

[TheAdmiral]

None for me, thanks.

 

[Mayhem]

But what if she tells you that Seal's dick was much larger than yours (which isn't, like, out of the realm of possibility)?

 

[zdenka]

But what if she tells you that Seal's dick was much larger than yours (which isn't, like, out of the realm of possibility)?

HAHA I've prepared for that eventuality :1orglaugh Sometimes, I'm looking for that 'Hotdog down the hallway' experience, if you know what I mean

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

No thanks

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Ugliest couple in the history or humanity. That's the same statement I left on Huff and they censored
me. Fuck them.

But what if she tells you that Seal's dick was much larger than yours (which isn't, like, out of the realm of possibility)?

Pretty sure that's why she was "attracted" to him. In fact I understand she stated something of the sort in an article. Congratulations Heidi, you're a whore.

 

[rizwano]

it's my Chance

 

[PirateKing]

The damage has been done.

Honestly, she lets the ugliest pricks knock her up.

 

[zdenka]

Honestly, she lets the ugliest pricks knock her up.

LMAO!:1orglaugh That quote has made my day! :elaugh:

 

[Supafly]

I think Seal is a real great guy and all, but take a look at who gave her her first child:

Yeah, that's Flavio Briatore.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Unless you can give me the 1998/1999 SI Swimsuit version of Heidi Klum, I'll pass. That bitch has been plowed through too many times now. She's way past her prime.

And here's what really irks me: she could have had any guy on the planet, and she fucking chose Seal. He might be the ugliest sumbitch on the planet. Either he has an unbelievable personality... or a really huge dick. I'm going with the latter.

 

[Waterline]

She is cute and love her personality when I see her on tv.
I only know one of his songs.

They kept making babies, I didn't think they were going to stop.

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Supermodels always choose ugly guys because their big egos demand that they are the only one people want to look at. So youre saying we all have a shot at seal now...nice.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Heidi is mine! Most beautiful woman in ze world!

 

[Elwood70]

Maybe his dick has an unbelievable personality...

 

[LukeEl]

Just remember when either of you guys marry her don't request A Kiss From A Rose as your wedding song.

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Ugliest couple in the history or humanity. That's the same statement I left on Huff and they censored
me. Fuck them.




Pretty sure that's why she was "attracted" to him. In fact I understand she stated something of the sort in an article. Congratulations Heidi, you're a whore.

Not the ugliest couple, but the biggest disparity between their looks. That award used to belong to Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, but these two blew it away.

 

[sid-sexy]

Yeah I agree, not the ugliest couple by a long shot but definitely a huge differential in attractiveness. Seal's an artist and singer though so we've seen it before. Look at Mick Jagger and any of the million supermodels he's fucked.

 

[Sam Fisher]

I'll pass.

 

[BCT]

I used to like her but shes been damaged goods for a while now, but I still remember the good ol days lol