Have you read the paper?

[lurkingdirk]

I like to read both sides.

 

[Skyraider22]

So do I:thumbsup:

 

[Asianlov69]

now that is something I can read..

 

[feller469]

meh, it's yesterday's paper

 

[dadolfo]

I'm going to get my silly putty to transfer that ink

 

[jod0565]

She sells that on street corners.

 

[PirateKing]

I guess a lack of readers has prompted the newspaper industry to venture into fashion design.

 

[nightbreed]

Now we just trow a jar of silverfish at her and wait

 

[Red Spyder]

damn it, bitch, I needed the sports section to read while taking a crap

 

[Lust]

what's black and white and read all over?

 

[lurkingdirk]

what's black and white and read all over?

groan. Oh, man.

 

[Lust]

groan. Oh, man.

you love it and you know it!

 

[BlueBalls]

Frankly, I'm hoping for rain. There's nothing like peeling a cold, soggy piece of news print off of someone's ass in the mid morning drizzle. Not even sex with someone way out of your league.

Seriously, it's not.

 

[lurkingdirk]

you love it and you know it!

Indeed. But don't tell anyone.

...

 

[Lust]

Indeed. But don't tell anyone.

...

holy cow that was a fast response. you've been sitting there waiting for my response haven't ya?? never mind that i purposely put off responding for two hours to keep you in anticipation, you're the one playing games foo! you're so busted.

now if you'll excuse me i have to remove wet newspaper from blueballs' ass :o

 

[BlueBalls]

now if you'll excuse me i have to remove wet newspaper from blueballs' ass :o

I'm WAY out of your league, honey.

 

[lurkingdirk]

holy cow that was a fast response. you've been sitting there waiting for my response haven't ya?? never mind that i purposely put off responding for two hours to keep you in anticipation, you're the one playing games foo! you're so busted.

Bust me, if you dare. I'm rotten on the inside.

now if you'll excuse me i have to remove wet newspaper from blueballs' ass :o

He's out of your league, bitch.

I'm WAY out of your league, honey.

See?

Also, that isn't newspaper. By this time of day BlueBalls likes to wedge his underdrawers up there.

 

[Lust]

/sigh always a bridesmaid, never a wet newspaper ass cleaner

 

[lurkingdirk]

/sigh always a bridesmaid, never a wet newspaper ass cleaner

It was a good try.

He'll likely let you wax his balls, though. If you ask nicely. Use the phrase, "my ass is a man twat," as often as possible. He likes it.

 

[Lust]

ohhhh, well see that right there is where i've been getting it wrong. i always tell him my ass is a man trap. damn you admiral akkbar!