Have you fucked a stripper?

Details, details people. I ask this one because I spent this past weekend with my amigos getting some mighty nice lap dances at the local "gentleman's club" when one of my friends began to mention how many of the girls will offer you private "entertainment" if you say the right thing. I thought he was full of shit. But I wonder...
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
I have, she said she was an exotic dancer, so I was figuring that she would do the Ubangee Stomp or some kind of artistic dance interpretation or something like that. I was sadly disappointed when she started stradling my lap and grinding on it, then shimming up and down a fireman's pole, oh yeah she also was removing her clothes. I think she was one of those "strippers" you heard about. Anyway sex was great, fucking a stripper is the same as fucking any other girl. Strippers don't have magical sex powers like you think them and porn stars do. Fuck, a girl working a cash register at Spencers could be a sexual dynamo. But good luck with your quest sir knight.
 
I work as a caretaker at the Odeon theater. Three weeks ago we had a show here with the Chippendales. I went to their dressing room to change a light bulb when a spontaneous gangbang erupted. I felt hands, tongues and dicks all over me. My bum is still sore. The bastards said that lube is overrated.
 

Rattrap

Doesn't feed trolls and would appreciate it if you

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
in most countrys thats the whole point.
you watch them dance, strip, then if you like you choose one pay her and fuck her.In the states though, men are so hard up and desperate many are willing to throw twentys at a girl just for dancing, therefore they have no reason to fuck.
and also its illegal.
 
I assume you mean it is a illegal for a stripper to sell sex and therefore be a prostitute. It is certainly not illegal for a stripper to have sex with someone on their own time.

I have had a few strippers in my time.
 

pornophile

Banned
Yes I've had my share of strippers. I just go up to them and say "Hey baby, you sure can move up and down that pole. Wanna try it on mine?" You'll go to a back room with a couch or something, then she will disrobe herself and put a condom on your salami, give you a quick bj and then ride you until you pop. Afterwards you walk out of the stripclub, full of dissapointment and self-pity.
 
Whats the significance of having sex with a stripper?

End of the day its still a woman, why should one who has a sexually oriented career be more of a prize catch than one whose day job is to work in a library?
 

pornophile

Banned
Whats the significance of having sex with a stripper?

End of the day its still a woman, why should one who has a sexually oriented career be more of a prize catch than one whose day job is to work in a library?

With a stripper, you can see what you are gonna get. You don't need to ask them on a date or even know their name. Just toss some paper at them and they will hop on your dick. It isn't a prize catch so much as an easy catch.
 

Facetious

Moderated
Re: Have you fucked a stripper?

Nope . . . 'couldn't get it up with 2ea. 6' - 5''+ X 300 lbs. guardsmen peering down at me while frequently glancing at their wrist watches. :o

I woulda been better off with a half an oozzer of blow and some of my sister's wild friends for the money I spent that night . . . . . damned guys and their bachelor parties that I always end up funding.
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No I can't say when I was stripping I had the pleasure being with a stripper the way you guys could have been but I've felt and kissed quite a few of them :)
 
I don't get what the big deal is about getting with a stripper.I for one can pole dance naked ,spread my pussy lips,play with myself in front of my boyfriend, all for free,so why does he need a "Stripper"?
 
I don't get what the big deal is about getting with a stripper.I for one can pole dance naked ,spread my pussy lips,play with myself in front of my boyfriend, all for free,so why does he need a "Stripper"?


Not every guy has a woman who enjoys stimulating her man to the extreme, or they are just not adventurous at all, which can lead to boredom. Strippers by nature are usually very sexual, and that is a trait that the average guy loves.
 
I don't get what the big deal is about getting with a stripper.I for one can pole dance naked ,spread my pussy lips,play with myself in front of my boyfriend, all for free,so why does he need a "Stripper"?

by the sounds of it your boyfriend doesn't need a stripper...many guys, however, have a void in that department for at least several portions of their life if not most of their life overall, hence the existence of the adult entertainment industry (stripping included)
 
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